10/6/11 Impact Wrestling Recap

BEER MONEY INC come to the ring. Storm gets the microphone and says that he hears that Hulk Hogan is retiring and says IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME that Hogan took a back seat to the young guys that BUST THEIR ASSES for these people. Storm says that he's not going to sugar coat it because they're in the SEMI MAIN EVENT but tonight their going to tear the house down. Roode gets the microphone and says that since Storm is the TENNESSEE COWBOY WELCOME HOME. Roode says that Kazarian and AJ brought their best and that's what he needs Storm to do tonight to prove that he is ready for Kurt Angle. Storm gets the microphone and says that when they first started teaming and when he shook Roode's hand he knew he was shaking the hand of a future world champion. Storm warns Roode that tonight he's going to come to the ring and look Roode in the eye SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK.

Match 1

Kazarian beat Gunner by Reverse Decision in 5 minutes

MR ANDERSON comes out and gets a microphone. ANDERSON says that he's going to do something that he doesn't normally do and that's apologize but not to Immortal and not Hogan and Bischoff but his ASSHOLES. ANDERSON says that joining Immortal. ANDERSON calls Bully Ray a douchebag which brings out Bully Ray. ANDERSON makes big chain jokes and says that Bully Ray gets the microphone and says that there is no way he is getting a rematch, ANDERSON points out that Bound for Glory and challenges Bully Ray to a Philadelphia Falls Count Anywhere Match.

Match 2

Winter and Madison Rayne beat Mickie James and Velvet Sky in 5 minutes when Madison Pinned Velvet with a roll up.

Eric Bischoff comes out and gets the microphone and calls out Jeff Hardy. Bischoff says that he's been in the business 25 years and has learned from guys like Ray Stevens, Nick Bockwinkel, Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle guys who laid the ground work for them. Bischoff says Hardy is a screw up and basically shits on Hardy. Hardy lands the Twist of Fate of Bischoff and Hardy gets the microphone and yells SCREW YOU and runs through the crowd.

We go backstage to Jeff Hardy. Hardy says that what happened tonight is bullshit and if he's leaving he's leaving on his own terms.

Match 3

Crimson beat Samoa Joe with a small package in another 5 minute match.

Match 4

Robert Roode beat James Storm in 9 minutes with the Payoff in a Good Match. During the match the referee got bumped and Storm sent to the floor and for some strange reason out runs Kurt Angle who attacks Storm for reason leading to the Roode victory,

Hulk Hogan comes out and gets on the microphone and talks about how he's been in the business for 30 years and this is the end of the road and talks about how people on Twitter said they were driving 10 hours to see this and all that bullshit and the dumb ass Knoxville crowd chants HOGAN. just as he is about the retire out comes Sting. Sting gets the microphone and asks the Knoxville crowd if they are buying this and the same crowd that was cheering for Hogan just moments earlier gives a resounding NO.

Sting says that he knows Hogan better then anyone and plays footage of Hogan and Bischoff basically making fun of the Knoxville crowd and revealing that it was all a sham. OH COME ON don't be so fucking shocked for Christ Sake. Hogan gets the microphone and says he won't wrestle Sting but he will fight Sting at Bound for Glory and if Sting wants to fight him he'll do that and if Sting wins Hogan will give TNA back to Sting and DIXIE CARTER. Hogan covers his mouth in shock while Mike Tenay lets out his best OH MY GOD and we go off the air with Hogan basically in shock over what he just said.