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Join us tonight for the WWE Hell in a Cell 2012 PPV Recap tonight at 7:30 PM ET beginning with the YouTube pre-show! When the recap begins you can hit F5 or refresh for all of tonight's updates, including the main event of CM Punk vs. Ryback for the WWE Title inside the confined space of a sealed steel cage!!

7:30 PM ET. Both the barker channel PPV show and the YouTube pre-show are underway! At ringside right now are Scott Stanford and Matt Striker. They just threw to a video package recapping AJ Lee's resignation last week. This is followed by a screen scroll of Vickie Guerrero and John Cena's various tweets at each other over the last week. HERE COMES JOHN CENA. Michael Cole just introduced him from the middle of the ring for what looks to be a pre-show interview with fans asking questions via social media.

Cena is asked via Twitter if he passed the torch to Ryback, and a related question via Tout, and he says he's asked to see 300 pounds of raw strength get into the Cell and tear it up with the champ. Cena polls the audience as to whether or not he can beat Ryback. "If Ryback becomes the WWE Champion, I would like to be the first man to challenge him for the title." He also throws down a WrestleMania 29 challenge to The Rock, saying this is the same building where they made the match the last time. "You want some, come get some." Cena is asked via Twitter what one word he'd say to Vickie if he could only say one. He feigns using a curse word, then says with a voice like hers, that one word would be SILENCE. Dolph Ziggler has some words for Cena via Tout, so Cena throws out the director's chairs and says enough talk, I CAME HERE FOR A FIGHT.

Before Ziggler can except the challenge, Vickie Guerrero says EXCUSE ME and comes out to get into John Cena's face. Ziggler tries to jump Cena, but gets blasted in the face and bails out. So it appears we'll get this match later during the PPV itself! From there we go to a video package for Dolph Ziggler vs. The Big Show for the World Heavyweight Title. Afterward Josh Mathews interviews Sheamus backstage. Looks like the final five minutes of our pre-show are going to be a Punk vs. Ryback video package, so the recap will restart at 8!!

8:00 PM ET. Hell in a Cell is LIVE! FBI warning and video package to open. The pyro goes off at 8:04 ET in Atlanta, Georgia and the Philips Arena is PACKED for the PPV. The cell hangs ominously overhead. Our first match starts NOW.

* Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton

Ricardo comes out to introduce his patron, and Del Rio drives another in his fleet of expensive whips into the building. After that we get a video package showing the animosity between both men, including Orton giving Ricardo a RKO through the announce table. Orton makes his way to the ring at 8:08 to an eruption of cheers from the masses at DJ's Dugout (shoutout to their Sunday special - pulled pork and fries for $5). Carlos Cabrera and Marcelo Rodriguez are introduced at the Spanish announce table. Enough talkin' - let's get to fightin'! Somebody who looked a lot like Stacy Keibler was shown watching in the crowd.

The bell rings at 8:10 and Orton immediately posts Del Rio in the turnbuckle then continues to work him over outside the ring, bouncing his head off the announce table and putting JBL's cowboy hat back on it when it falls off. He throws Del Rio back in the ring and stomps on his head and body for a bit. Next are uppercuts to the jaw and kicks to the abdomen when he slumps in a corner. He's whipped to the opposite corner and throws several punches until the ref makes him break clean, which allows Del Rio to go on offense and snap Orton's left arm off the turnbuckle. He continues punishing it on the apron before throwing Orton back in, cinching it up from behind. Orton fights back to his feet, but Del Rio falls through the ropes on purpose to twist up the arm. The ref counts to 5 before he lets go. He puts the rope in the arm and does the same before stepping back to strike a triumphant pose, which draws applause from his announcer.

Del Rio goes for a cover and gets 2, then goes back to working over the left arm. Headbutt by Orton when he gets back up. Orton is whipped into the corner, ducks Del Rio charging, and then rolls him up for 2. Del Rio does an armbar takedown (looks like a Codebreaker to the left arm) and starts working Randy over again as the fans in Atlanta chant R-K-O. Orton fights his way to his feet one more time and starts throwing punches, but Del Rio punches him in the arm repeatedly. Once again Del Rio grapevines the arm in the ropes, but this time Orton tosses him off and he falls face first on the floor. Ricardo picks him back up and Del Rio dismissively shoves him away. Orton tries to go on offense when Del Rio gets back in, Del Rio goes for the armbreaker, but Orton gets the ropes to force a break. Inverted backbreaker by Orton leads to a near fall.

Del Rio kicks Orton in the shoulder and Ricardo strikes a pose like his patron. Del Rio starts punching the canvas like Orton does, tries to go for a RKO, then gets a draping DDT from Orton for his trouble. Cole: "He's going to that place, where he hears voices in his head!" Now ORTON punches the canvas, but when he gets up he eats the backstabber for a near fall from Del Rio. Orton counters Del Rio into a power slam for 2. Orton kicks Del Rio repeatedly in the corner. Both men go up the turnbuckle in the corner but Orton is sent crashing down hard fo a 2.9 near fall. Del Rio does a foot stomp on the shoulder and goes to the corner. It looks like he's going to jump off the top rope to finish Orton off. He saw Orton getting up and pulled up short, which allowed Orton to knock him down. He signals for the RKO, gets countered, then gets tossed into the corner, but Del Rio goes for ANOTHER ARMBREAKER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. Will Orton survive? He tries and tries to get out, then rolls Del Rio on his shoulders, forcing him to kick out of his own finisher. RKO BY ORTON!! 1-2-3 RANDY ORTON WINS.

After a post-match celebration and replay Michael Cole refers to "The AJ Scandal" (what AJ Styles and Dixie Carter again) and throws to a recap package of the pre-show interruption by Ziggler where he took a forearm to the face! Vickie Guerrero is backstage with Josh Mathews and she says she has video proof that AJ Lee and John Cena had an affair, and she wants AJ to come to Raw to defend herself against this evidence. PAUL HEYMAN INTRUDES. He asks Vickie Guerrero to give CM Punk a break, and she says Punk is scared of Ryback, and Heyman has a fit and screams "HE'S NOT AFRAID OF THE BOOGEYMAN, FRANKENSTEIN, DRACULA, OR RYBACK!!" Then he says AJ deserves what she got, and Vickie is doing a great job, basically trying to sugar her up for a favor. He leaves and she strikes a contemplative pose.

* WWE Tag Team Titles: #TeamHellNo {C} vs. #TeamRhodesScholars

Daniel Bryan and Kane come out first in that order, while the Rhodes Scholars come out together. Sandow: "I believe there is something everyone can agree upon." Rhodes: "By the end of the night, Team Rhodes Scholars will be able to say..." and together they both repeat three times "WE, ARE THE TAG TEAM, CHAMPIONS."

Daniel Bryan and Damien Sandow start out the match and Bryan is firmly in control. Snapmare to Sandow as he tags in Kane. Sandow tags out to Rhodes but Kane just beats down the fresh meat. He puts Rhodes in the corner, kicks him, whips him to Bryan and D-Bry tags in then hits a running dropkick to Rhodes for a 1 count. Bryan continues the assault, pulling Rhodes up for an uppercut, then hitting knee strikes in the corner as the fans chant YES! YES! YES! Kane tags in and he goes to work. Sandow tags in as Kane is going for a chokeslam and chops Kane in the knee, then works him over in the corner. Quick tags as the heels work on Kane. Things finally settle down as Kane and Sandow have a test of strength, which Sandow wins as Rhodes tags in from their corner. More quick tags to continue Kane's beatdown. Sandow tries to jump off the top rope and eats a punch to the face, enabling Bryan to tag in.

D-Bryan goes to work in the corner, unloading on Sandow with MMA kicks, backflipping over him, ducking under him, then hitting him with a clothesline. More kicks in the middle of the ring. Forearm knocks Cody off the ropes and Bryan has singlehandedly cleared the ring! Bryan throws Sandow back in, Rhodes grabs a leg, and Sandow uses the distraction to knock Bryan off the apron. Sandow goes outside to throw him back in and covers for 2. Running knee for a near fall. Rhodes tags back in and now they're going to quick tag and work over D-Bry for a little bit. J.R. says we're three seconds away from the titles changing hands.Rhodes has Bryan cinched up on the ground but Bryan gets back to his feet and starts throwing punches from the corner until Rhodes cuts him off with a knee to the gut as he charges forward.

Sandow tags back in and starts stomping on Bryan before getting a near fall. A knee to the back and clubbing arms to the head. Sandow applies a chokehold and Kane cheers Bryan to fight it off. Bryan gets back to his feet with shoulders to the gut as Kane screams C'MON GOATFACE LET'S GO. Bryan is thrown to the corner and sidesteps with a drop toe hold as Sandow charges and jacks his jaw on the second turnbuckle. Bryan tries to pull himself back up and gets the hot tag. Rhodes is tagged too but Kane is a HOUSE OF FIRE and is beating Rhodes from pillar to post. Cole: "All of a sudden the momentum has shifted!" Sidewalk slam for a near fall. Kane throws Rhodes off the top rope then jumps off for a clothesline. Kane is about to get a chokeslam but Bryan blind tags in for a diving headbutt. KANE PULLS HIM OFF THE PINFALL. They start yelling at each other and Sandow drags Kane out by the leg but eats a punch to the face for his efforts. Bryan throws Rhodes out into the pile, then does a running knee strike leap but misses and hits his own partner Kane in the face. Kane drags him off he apron when he tries to get back in and they start shoving each other in the ches. Team Rhodes Scholars does a double dropkick to put Kane down. Bryan is thrown back in, Cody hits CROSS RHODES but KANE BREAKS IT UP. Kane is now the legal man. He throws Sandow in and starts wailing on him and when he doesn't break THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL. This match is over by DQ which means TEAM HELL NO RETAIN EVEN THOUGH TEAM RHODES SCHOLARS WIN.

Kane hits a chokeslam anyway. He and Bryan continue arguing after the match, even when Kane signals for his pyro. They run a commercial for some Doomsday show and come back to The Miz backstage for an interview. He says "Civilization will end as we know it." He talks bout the show they just promoted, and says whether doomsday comes or not he'll still be AWESOME, and vows to go win back his Intercontinental Title and "save the world."

* Intercontinental Title: Kofi Kingston {C} vs. The Miz

Josh Reddick from the Oakland A's is in the crowd watching. The champ comes out first followed by Mr. Awesome. Jim Ross notes that 12 WWE Hall of Famers have been the Intercontinental Champion. JBL notes both he, The Rock and Shawn Michaels have held that prestigious title (for once they actually make it sound like it is). Miz goes for the Skull Crushing Finale early, and Kofi goes for Trouble in Paradise, and both miss. They regroup, Miz gets back in the ring, and for some reason the ref gets in the way on a test of strength. Kofi finally throws Miz out of the ring then kicks him off the apron as he tries to get back in, following up on the outside. Miz tries to throw him into the steps, Kofi leaps over them, but he still eats a boot to the face anyway. The ref gets to a six count before Miz throws him back in for a two count.

JBL notes that The Miz is the only guy to come from reality television to become a WWE Champion. Miz puts Kofi in a headlock but he gets back to his feet and throws punches to the gut, so Miz grabs a handful of hair and yanks him back down head first, then covers for a near fall. Miz stalks Kofi from the corner, then hits a running clothesline, then goes top rope for a double punch to the head for 2. Kick to the gut follows. Miz acts like the match is already over as Kofi gets up slowly in the corner, but when he charges Kofi hits a clothesline and both men are down. JBL: "That'll knock out your bicuspids!" Miz rolls out of the ring to avoid Kofi's boom drop when they both get up. When he comes back in Kofi goes for a small package, then for a crossbody press, getting two near falls. Miz with a back breaker but he didn't get the neck breaker. Kofi gets the S.O.S. and stacks Miz up for 2 and change.

Miz is floated back into the ring by Kofi, but Miz hyperextends the knee and Kofi goes down in pain. He ties up the knee in the ropes and works on it 'til the ref calls for the break. Miz now feels he has the advantage since his high-flying foe is grounded, and he pulls off his boot and leg so he can take off Kofi's padding and knee pad. He works over the leg again to a count of four. I have to admit this is a different spot than you usually see in a match, so they've got my attention in a good way. Miz goes for a modified crab in the middle of the ring and Kofi screams in pain, but he crawls and crawls... and MIZ PULLS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER. Miz continues to torque the knee, but Kofi slips through him and puts the shoulders on the mat for a 2 count on an inside cradle.

We are just past 9 o'clock ET and the match continues. Miz goes for a flapjack but gets countered. Kofi goes for T.I.P. and gets countered. Miz is kicked off and through the ropes, then eats TROUBLE IN PARADISE AS HE GETS BACK IN AND KOFI GETS THE THREE COUNT AND RETAINS THE IC TITLE!!! Striker hits the ring for a post-match interview. "Thank you Miz! He forced a side out of me you haven't seen in a long time. He brought out the WILDCAT. I'm so proud to be YOUR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!" Commercial for WrestleMania 29 tickets in two weeks follows. Backstage Kane and Bryan are still arguing and Kane says nobody will give Bryan any vegan candy about Halloween. Kane says he's been wearing a Halloween costume since he was born and sings OLD MCDONALD HAS A GOAT - E-I-E-I-O. Bryan: "You, are impossible!" Kane: "Actually, I, AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS." He walks away. Bryan mutters "I am the tag team champions" under his breath before our next match.

* US Title Match: Antonio Cesaro {C} vs. Justin Gabriel

Cesaro cuts a pre-match promo, most of which is not in English, other than the words "United States Champion." Gabriel comes to the ring at 9:09 ET. The match gets underway with the sound of the bell and Claudio is in control early. (I'm going to apologize in advance if I call Antonio "Claudio" because I've been watching Castagnoli for years and even now I'm not totally used to his WWE name.) The action spills outside the ring for a moment and puts Gabriel down for a one count. European uppercut puts Gabriel back down before he takes full mount for ground and pound and another 1 count. JBL makes a joke about talking Russian to Castagnoli. Claudo locks in a crossface and says "GIVE UP GABRIEL" in English. It's pretty close to a Crippler Crossface but of course they'll never acknowledge that for obvious reasons. Claudio lays Gabriel out in the corner then throws him off the ropes for 2. Double stomp to the chest. The beatdown continues. I don't think Gabriel has had more than one second of offense at any point in this match so far until he finally gets a spinning leg drop at 9:14 and before he can do anything else gets turned inside out on a clothesline. Gabriel reverses the pinfall and gets a near fall of his own.

Cesaro tries to charge the corner, Gabriel gets the boots up, then gets a DDT for 2.5. Gabriel goes for a 450 and misses, still gets a chance at a near fall, knocks Cesaro out of the ring then gets hit with a CASTAGNOLI SUPER UPPERCUT when he tries to jump to the outside to attack him. Claudio throws him back in for THE NEUTRALYZER AND THE THREE COUNT - ANTONIO CESARO RETAINS. Rise Above Cancer and Ryback promo follow.

Paul Heyman interrupts Vickie Guerrero again. Heyman says that Vickie Guerrero has made the WWE Champion so happy that she could give her a kiss. She says WHO TOLD YOU THE MATCH WAS OFF - IT'S ON - AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO. Promo for Fozzy's "Sandpaper" follows.

* #TeamLuchadores vs. #PrimeTimePlayers

Michael Cole sends out well wishes to Lilian Garcia and hopes for a speedy recovery. Rey comes out first, followed by Sin Cara and his funky light show, followed by the Prime Time Players. Opening bell at 9:27 as Darren Young works on Sin Cara then threatens to rip his mask off. Sin Cara responds with kicks and flips then a head scissor to the corner for more kicks. Mysterio tags in and the luchadores double team Young for a near fall. Titus tags in, Sin Cara tags in, and we get Mexico jokes from Bradshaw. Springboard crossbody by Sin Cara for two. Sin Cara eventually gets double teamed on the apron and splatted back first onto the hard surface before Mysterio runs in to break up a pinfall.

The P2P continue to make quick tags to work Sin Cara over. The match is not going to change much from this point on until Sin Cara finally breaks free of being double teamed and makes the hot tag to Mysterio. Mysterio yells SIN CA-RA from the apron and gets the crowd to chant along but Titus still beats him down and gets another near fall. Sin Cara finally counters for the hot tag at 9:37 and gets it. JBL: "I can't stand Rey Mysterio but Lord can he move!" Tilt-a-whirl DDT on Darren Young for two. Kick by Rey and a sunset flip that Young tries to counter with a punch but he punches the mat instead. Mysterio pulls the ropes down to send Titus out. Head scissor on Young into the ropes for the 6-1-9, WEST COAST POP FOR THE THREE COUNT AND TEAM LUCHA WINS. Rolling Stones PPV promo follows.

* World Heavyweight Title Match: Sheamus {C} vs. The Big Show

Shoutout to all my friends in the East and in Canada dealing with the #Frankenstorm right now - please be safe. Sheamus comes out first at 9:45 PM ET. Show is out a couple of minutes later. Big Show tries to overpower him at the bell, Sheamus fights back with punches, but Big Show gets the upper hand and starts throwing frying pan sized knife edge chops. Eventually he whups too much ass in the corner and gets a warning from the ref, but delivers another chop after he backs off. Dolph Ziggler is watching on a monitor backstage with his briefcase in hand. Brief interruption by my wife Lady J texting me but nothing much has changed in the interim - Big Show continues to lay a big sized beating on Sheamus.

Sheamus starts to get on offense a few minutes before the top of the hour with shoulders and overhand punches but gets hit with a big boot and covered for 2. Jim Ross keeps putting over the number of "welts and bruises" Show has given to Sheamus during the match, and says "he's not Tebowing" when he gets to one knee to gather his strength. Show knocks him down again and yells at the crowd to shit up. Knee to the body puts Sheamus down again. Cole: "This has been complete domination." JBL: "Big Show is fighting the perfect championship fight. He smells a world title tonight." Sheamus gets back to his feet throwing more punches, but charges right into a huge bear hug. He gets out but Big Show knocks him down again at 10:01 and signals for the chokeslam. Sheamus avoids it and gets a DDT but can't pin Show, who kicks him off through the second rope to the floor. He jumps over Show on the turnbuckle as he comes back in but turns around into a chokeslam for 2.999999. Show gets out of a Texas Cloverleaf attempt and the two start brawling on the outside.

Sheamus goes up to the top rope again as they get back the ring, and jumps off into another possible chokeslam, but counters out of it with knee strikes and a flying forearm to knock Show down. Sheamus gets up breathing hard and goes to pick up Big Show and CONNECTS WITH WHITE NOISE BUT SHOW KICKS OUT. Show gets up woozy and Sheamus goes for Brogue Kick, BIG SHOW HIS THE KO BLOW BUT SHEAMUS KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE!! Both men are down now and the bar is going nuts for this match. Sheamus ducks a second KO blow after staggering to his feet, SHEAMUS HITS THE BROGUE KICK BUT THE BIG SHOW KICKS OUT!! JBL screams at Sheamus to do it again and he gets up pounding his chest furiously. He misses and Big Show hits a SECOND KNOCKOUT BLOW FOR THE THREE COUNT AND BIG SHOW IS YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!

Booker T and Eve Torres have a contentious meeting backstage, and Zack Ryder shows up dressed like a witch with a broomstick and Torres' title, saying he's the scariest woman in WWE. Santino shows up dressed as Lady Gaga. Ron Simmons shows up and says DAMN!!! CM Punk and Vince McMahon have a meeting afterward. Vince asks Punk if he's fearful or afraid. Vince says Punk should go out there tonight and prove he's the Best in the World. Not sure whether Punk likes this pep talk or not. He shakes his head and walks away.

* Triple Threat Divas Title Match: Eve Torres {C} vs. Kaitlyn vs. Layla

Opening bell at 10:19 ET. Both girls attack Eve right away. The action spills outside for a second then both girls work over Eve again until Layla goes for a pin on Kaitlyn and breaks up their very temporary alliance. Eventually it breaks down to Eve and Kaitlyn with Layla down on the outside. Eve tries to tie Kaitlyn up in a submission, Kaitlyn crawls for the ropes, Eve drags her back to the center and goes for a knee bar. Layla interjects herself back into the match before that can happen and works Eve over in the corner with kicks. Crossbody by Layla for 2. Eve throws Layla down into a split, Layla throws Eve down into a split, so Kaitlyn bonks both their heads together. Kaitlyn goes for an armbar on Layla! Layla crawls for the ropes and the referee breaks them up.

Layla kicks Kaitlyn in the face but Kaitlyn presses her overhead for a gutbuster. J.R.: "That looked ugly, and it had to hurt." Truth whether it's real or kayfabe. Layla goes for a pin but Eve Torres throws her out. Eve goes for a pin but Layla breaks it up. Cluster in the ring for a bit. Kaitlyn bulldogs Eve and clotheslines Layla a couple of times. She carries Layla to the corner but gets kicked in the face when she charges. Kaitlyn rolls through a crossbody and slams Layla down but Eve jumps off the top rope with a flip onto both women, drags Kaitlyn off the cover, then covers Layla for the three count. EVE TORRES RETAINS. Very sloppy match, particularly on Kaitlyn's part. If I was giving ratings, that would be a dud.

Backstage interview with Josh Mathews and Big Show. He says there will be no more jokes, no more 45 seconds, this is your worst nightmare - A GIANT CHAMPION - and dares ANYBODY in the locker room to come take it from him. Main event video package follows.

* Hell in a Cell WWE Title Match: CM Punk {C} vs. Ryback

Punk comes out first at 10:32 after the Cell is lowered from the ceiling. Ryback comes out three minutes later and DJ's Dugout is chanting FEED, ME, MORE with him as he walks down to the cage. The official opens the door to let him in as Heyman gives Punk advice through the cage fence. The announcer begins the introductions a minute later, starting with the WWE champion, then the challenger. The cage door is sealed shut at 10:37 ET and the bell rings to get this party started!

Punk circles the ring for a bit, gets in where he can find enough space between him and Ryback, then immediately slides back out of the ring when Ryback gets close. Heyman screams I BELIEVE IN YOU and Punk goes to get back in the ring. Ryback finally gets his hands on Punk and Punk momentarily escapes before getting kicked in the sternum and ragdolled on the canvas. Punk is whipped hard into the turnbuckle and goes splat. JBL says his 343rd day as champion could be his worse. Ryback clotheslines Punk to the outside and he smashes his right arm into the fence. Ryback comes out to follow up as Punk yanks at the chain to see if he can get the door open. Ryback picks him up and throws him back first into the cage twice. Punk goes through the ring, then crawls UNDER the ring on the opposite side when he gives chase.

Heyman distracts him by yelling HE'S A HUMAN BEING LEAVE HIM ALONE. Punk comes out with a fire extinguisher, sprays Ryback in the face, then spears him into the fence! He delivers a series of knee strikes to Ryback, who tries to shake it off as Punk pulls out weapons from under the cage including a steel chair, but RYBACK KICKS THE CHAIR INTO HIS FACE. Ryback throws Punk back into the ring, gives him a HIGH military press and drops him straight on his face. He starts chanting FEED ME MORE again and the crowd picks it up. He goes for a running clothesline but Punk gets out of the way and snaps his neck off the ropes. Flying forearm off the ropes connects and Ryback is groggy again. Heyman screams STAY ON HIM. Double axe off the ropes connects. Punk goes for another and drops Ryback to one knee. Heyman: "Again! Keep 'em coming!" Punk goes up but gets caught and speared into the corner post, but Punk responds with a kick to the face.

Punk dives through the ropes into the fence, then gives Ryback a neckbreaker, but when he goes for it a second time Ryback picks him up. Punk wriggles free, Ryback charges, Punk moves at the last second and RYBACK CRASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS. Heyman is screaming at Punk to take advantage. Ryback rolls back into the ring and Punk tries to put a choke hold on him. Ryback stands up with Punk riding his back and does a sitout to shake him off. Clothesline by Punk. He goes to the top rope again, and poses with his hands high, then HITS THE FLYING ELBOW. Punk goes outside and looks for a weapon under the ring, pulling out a kendo stick, smacking it on the apron before he rolls back in. Punk mocks Ryback's chant and starts whipping him with the stick until it splinters into pieces. Ryback seems to get off on it and takes the stick away, pounding his chest and giving Punk a high back bodydrop. Slam. Punk rolls away as Heyman looks on with concern. FEED ME MORE chant from the Atlanta crowd again. BIG CLOTHESLINE. Ryback yells FINISH HIM.

Is it time for Shellshock? Ryback goes to pick him up, military march, but THE REFEREE GIVES RYBACK A LOW BLOW PUNK CURLS HIM UP AND THE REF MAKES A FAST THREE COUNT SO THAT PUNK RETAINS. SCREWJOB FINISH!!!! Punk tries to get the cage door open to run away but Ryback catches the official AND Punk before they can leave. Ryback throws the ref into the fence to lay him out. Ryback throws the ref into the ring and LEVELS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE. JBL encourages him to do it. Punk must have escaped again while this is going on because he's nowhere in sight. Ryback presses him overhead and LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE FENCE. Heyman is trying to drag Punk out of the cage door, but Ryback steps on his back to stop him, and HEYMAN RUNS AWAY IN FEAR. Ryback tries to throw Punk into the cage but PUNK GRABS IT LIKE SPIDER-MAN AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP! RYBACK GIVES CHASE! THEY ARE BOTH ON TOP OF THE CELL! SHELLSHOCK ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE! RYBACK CHANTS FEED ME MORE. That's it. Thank God that Ryback didn't decide to throw him off the cage. That's it. PPV over!!!