Credit for the results goes to Joe Gregg and PWInsider. As always don't scroll down and/or click back if you don't want to know.

Dark matches:

* Ryan Wilson (Trytan from TNA) d. Funaki.

* Jamie Noble d. a masked wrestler with a Japanese gimmick that was actually Billy Kidman.

Friday Night Smackdown:

* Ken Kennedy d. Batista via countout, and manages to escape his beatdown afterwards. I still have no idea where they're going with Big Dave based on GAB and this spoiler, but it's not playing out like he'll get the title back any time soon. Perhaps King Booker will reign long after all!

* Chavo Guerrero does an interview from Stamford and says he's not at the show for personal reasons.

* Vito d. Simon Dean via submission.

* Sylvan d. Tatanka with a spinning diamond cutter.

* Michelle McCool d. Jillian Hall using the ropes for leverage; whoop-de-shit.

* "King of the World" Booker T has a commencement ceremony with crap falling from the ceiling and the whole nine. Rey Mysterio interrupts 5 minutes in and attacks Booker, referees break it up.

* Finlay d. William Regal with help from Little Bastard.

* JT Titty wins the musical chairs in the diva search. I'm waiting for more jokes from RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton. 

* Sylvester Turkay (The Predator) d. Matt Hardy in his Smackdown debut.

* King Booker d. Rey Mysterio thanks to a run-in and attack by Chavo Guerrero.