Date: 11/28	7:00 PM
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Tonight's Raw will feature yet another match between Charlotte and Sasha Banks for the Women's Championship! Will we ever tire of this classic rivalry? Possibly tonight! Meanwhile, The New Day defend their tag team championships on the road to the record, this time against Gallows and Anderson. Also, other stuff!

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Raw opens with a recap of last week's main event, then Chris Jericho in the ring for the Highlight Reel. "Welcome to the highlight reel! Tonight, my guest needs no indroduction, but I'm going to give him one anyway, for you muttonheads. My guest is the longest-reigning Universal Champion of all time, he's also my best friend, my guest, Kevin Owens!"

Owens hits the ring. "Chris, I gotta say, it's an absolute honour to be out here with you for the highlight reel for the second time in a row."

"Twice in a row."

"Is that a record?"

"That's a record."

"Making history, unlike all of these people. That's a fact, you people have never made history. What these people have done is celebrate Thanksgiving. That holiday where people get together with their families, pretend they like each other, eat some food--"

"Get fat."

"Out of shape. But you know what it really is? American Thanksgiving, it's when Americans try to get in one last meal before they rush out to every single store and trample each other in an attempt to save, like, 60 bucks on a terrible flatscreen TV."

"Cheapskates."

"Of course, Chris and I have never done that, because we're part of a superior breed of human, and it's called Canadian. And as Canadians, we actually had Thanksgiving last month."

"Canadians, always ahead of the curve."

"That's right. But Chris, why don't we ignore these silly USA chants and play along? Why don't we say what we're thankful for? I'll start. First of all, I'm thankful for being your WWE Universal Champion. I am thankful for being the face, right here, the face of the premiere show of the WWE, and of course I'm talking about Monday Night Raw. Also known as the Kevin Owens Show. But last but not least, I'm thankful for my best friend, Chris Jericho."

"I'm gonna go now, I'm gonna say what I'm thankful for. I'm thankful that you're my best friend, brings a tear. I'm also thankful for this wicked rad scarf."

"The anchors are because we're the anchors of Raw. I've heard you say that."

"Exactly. And frankly, I'm thankful for Seth Rollins. Because Seth Rollins showed me what happens when you let ego take over your life. Seth Rollins is the epitome of a stupid idiot. He took advantage of his opportunity and took a shot last week. And he lost."

"It's become such a common occurrence, we've started calling it something. He Rollinsed it."

"And Kevin Owens won even though Mick Foley banned me from ringside. A lot of people have been saying it was me in a Sin Cara mask, of course it wasn't. It was clearly Sin Cara in a Chris Jericho mask."

"And such a realistic mask."

"He was wearing the Mask of Jericho. Put it on, man!"

"And it didn't matter anyway, because I had him right where I wanted him. And after I powerbombed him on the apron, he's not medically cleared to compete tonight."

Roman Reigns hits the ring.

Owens: "Can we help you?"

Roman: "I don't know why you stopped. You're funny guys, out here, I can see why you're best friends."

Chris: "Are we funny like a clown? Do we come out here and entertain you, dance for you? Shut up! What is this, a joke to you?"

Reigns: "I don't think this is a joke, I think your best friend as Universal Champion, that's a huge joke."

Owens: "So I'm a joke to you. I think the only joke is when you come out here and call yourself 'The Guy'. That's hilarious."

Reigns: "That's no joke. I am the guy. And around here, you're just a guy. Who needs a lot of help."

Owens: "Help with what?"

Reigns: "Help with everything. Why do you think you keep him around? You need help with everything."

Owens: "I don't need Chris Jericho."

Reigns: "Are you going on the record saying you don't need Chris Jericho? You said it. I disagree. I think without Chris Jericho, you would've lost the Universal Title. Actually, you would've lost it the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that."

Chris: "Stop it! You know what happens when you make fun of my best friend? When you make fun of Kevin Owens? You know what--"

Owens: "Shut up! I've got this! You can't talk to me that way, I'm the WWE Universal Champion!"

Reigns: "Or what?"

Owens: "Or how about I powerbomb you on this apron like I did your little buddy Seth Rollins?"

Reigns: "See, that's who I want to talk to. I don't care about Joke Owens Joke. I want to talk to Fight Owens Fight. Matter of fact, why don't we fight tonight? And if I win, I get another shot at the Universal Championship at Roadblock: End of the Line."

Owens: "You want a fight? You got it. You just put yourself on the Kevin Owens Show."

Reigns: "I like that show. But spoiler alert: By the end of the show, I'm going to be kicking your ass."

After a commercial, Owens is freaking out backstage. Chris Jericho asks why he told him to shut up, Owens brushes the question off. Jericho says he's always there for Owens, Owens says all he's doing is making people think he needs him. Jericho says they're done. Owens says he's going to regret saying that, Mick Foley walks in, says Owens has his match, and Jericho can't keep ducking him. Jericho says he doesn't need to take any action, because he's done."

Match One: R-Truth (with Goldust) vs. Braun Strowman

Truth with punches, Strowman whips him, slam, blocked, Truth with a punch, Strowman with a chop, whip, avalanche, running powerslam for three.

Winner: Braun Strowman

Goldust attacks Strowman after the bell, Strowman floors him with an avalanche, bear hug, Sami Zayn hits the ring and locks in a backpack sleeper, Strowman tosses him to the mat, Zayn with puches, Strowman with a whip, Zayn hits a kick, Strowman chops him in the chest, spin-out Dominator, drags him up, punches him into a tree of woe, a referee backs him off, Mick Foley hits the area, more referees, Raw goes to commercial.

After a commercial, Sami Zayn is objecting to Mick Foley.

Byron: "Mick Foley, this is the second time you've stopped the action between Braun Strowman and Sami Zayn."

Mick: "It's not action. It's a massacre. Sometimes in WWE, you have certain people who need to be saved from themselves."

Sami: "I need to be saved from myself?"

Mick: "That's the way it is."

Sami: "I don't need to be saved from myself, I need to be saved from you! From someone who's clearly taking the orders from above and forgot who he is!"

Mick: "I made the match! Stephanie doesn't make the matches, she doesn't like you! You said you'd bring home the IC Title, you didn't, she wanted you fired! I made the match, that was supposed to be the punishment! But you weren't getting punished, you were getting destroyed! You need to be saved from yourself! This is not a matchup you can win, he's not a wrestler, he's not an entertainer, he's not an athlete, he's a monster! It doesn't match up well! You cannot win!"

Zayn: "And how many people told you, Mick? You used to be my hero, but now I see a hypocrite! A hypocrite who's standing in my way, in the way of my opportunities!"

Zayn leaves the ring in a huff.

Backstage, Dana Brooke walks in to Charlotte's dressing room to update her on her championship celebration plans. Charlotte vows to be the only legend to leave Charlotte (the city).

Match Two: Cedric Alexander vs. Tony Neese (with Drew Gulak)

Cedric Alexander is in his hometown tonight.

They open with a handshake, lockup, Neese with a rear waistlock, reversed into an arm wrench, reversed in kind, Alexander flips his way out, break, goes for a hurricanrana, reversed into a bear hug, Alexander rolls through, hurricanrana, dropkick, covers for one, punch, whip, reversed, Gulak sweeps a leg, Neese trips Alexander as he slides to the floor, back in the ring, springboard moonsault for two, whip, clothesline, crossface punches, body scissors, transitions to a chinlock, Alexander whips his way out, European uppercut, boot, clothesline, another, whip, reversed, Alexander with a springboard leaping kick, boot in the corner, blocked, hits a knee from the apron, Gulak distracts from the apron, gets a springboard clothesline for his efforts, Neese with a punch to the back, pump handle powerbomb for three.

Winner: Tony Neese

Backstage, Enzo and Cass hock more merch for WWEShop's Cyber Monday sale.

Chris Jericho is leaving the arena, Charly Caruso asks if this is going to turn out to be a ruse like last week's disagreement between himself and Owens. Jericho says of course it's real, but in this business you can count your friends on one hand, and he thought Owens was one such friend, but now he's not sure, so if Owens doesn't need him, he doesn't need Owens. He keeps leaving, then calls for his driver to open the door. He does, accidentally knocking the list out of his hands. He goes to pick it up, he gets up to see Seth Rollins, who beats him down, tosses him onto the trunk, then the barricade, then the hood of another car, punches, tosses the barricade at Jericho, who ducks, tries to get into the car, Rollins tosses him into the back window of an SUV, then the passenger side door of the second car, goes for a Pedigree, Jericho goes for a back body drop, Rollins just climbs up on top of the car, without releasing his grip, and Pedigrees Jericho on the roof.

Match Three: Women's Championship: Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte (c) (with Dana Brooke)

Charlotte sweeps a leg, covers for one, Sasha with a back stabber, Banks Statement, Charlotte makes it to the ropes, Sasha boots Dana, tosses her into the steel steps, goes back in the ring, shoulder tackle from the apron, top rope crossbody for one, Flair strut, slap, Charlotte presses her to the apron, forearm to the face, Sasha pulls her out of the ring, boot, tosses her into the apron, chop to the chest, Charlotte responds in kind, Sasha ducks a clothesline and hits a chop, tosses Charlotte over the barricade, Charlotte comes back and chops her, tosses her into the barricade, the ref points out that they're about to be counted out, Charlotte tosses Sasha across the barricade, chop on the floor, another, tosses her back across the barricade, the ref is at 8 for the 9th time, Charlotte with a punch, the ref finally counts to 10.

Match Result: Double Countout

STILL Women's Champion: Charlotte

Mick Foley comes out. "Hold on, hold on. I am not going to allow this match, this rivalry to end like this. Now Charlotte, Sasha, what the two of you have done quite simply is transcend women's wrestling, transcend Raw and transcend WWE. This rivalry needs to end in equally historic fashion, especially with the great matches Smackdown has been booking for TLC. So what I want you two to do is take a bit of a rest. Because later tonight, the two of you are going to face off again in a no countout, no disqualification, Falls Count Anywhere match."

After a commercial, Lana introduces Rusev in her usual fashion.

Match Four: Rusev vs. Enzo Amore

Enzo: "My name is Enzo Amore, and I am a certified G and a bona fide stud, and you can't teach that! And this right here, this is Big Cass, and he's seven foot tall, and you can't teach that. Bada boom, realest guys in the room. How you doin'? Rusev, Rusev, last week, on Monday Night Raw, you beat me. And that was for one reason, and one reason only: It was the luckiest day of your life! Never could've seen it coming. It was like calling the Cubs win the world series. But what I can't believe is that the luckiest day of your life corresponded with the luckiest day of your wife's life, because she got to see the realest guy in his realest form. So let me guess, you went home for the holidays, had a Thanksgiving dinner."

"Whoa, Enzo, what do you think they were eating? (list of Thanksgiving foods with a 'How you doin'?' chant)"

Enzo: "And the whole time, your wife was thinking about a Certified G stuffing her turkey."

Cass: "And Rusev, that proves once again that there's only one word to describe you! S-A-W-F-T, SAWFT!"

Rusev opens with a clothesline, drags him up, running low blow.

Winner by DQ: Enzo Amore

Rusev leaves the ring as Big Cass stares him down.

Backstage, Mark Henry does an interview about his role in Incarnate. He starts to talk about working with Aaron Eckhart, until Titus O'Neil walks in and says he was supposed to be in it. He gets up in Henry's face, grabs his arm, Henry shoves him down.

Brian Kendrick takes to the commentary table for the next match.

Match Five: Rich Swann vs. Noam Dar

Dar with an armbar, wrenches the arm, Swann whips through, Dar with a side headlock, Swann whips his way out, Dar with a shoulder tackle, misses a monkey flip, Swann with a dropkick, misses a superkick, Dar charges, Swann leapfrogs, Dar kicks him into the ropes, Swann lands on his throat, Dar covers for two after the referee clears him, drags Swann to whis feet, whip, Swann sells hard and clutches his throat, elbow to the shoulder, kicks, armbar, wrenches the neck, Swann punches his way out, Dar with punches to the back, punch to the chest, locks the hold back in, Swann punches his way out, Dar with a chop to the throat, shove, shoulder tackle, chop to the throat, Swann with a forearm, reverses a clothesline, hits a kick to the head, rolling thunder splash blocked with knees, Dar with a rollup for two, Swann with a rollup for two, spinning heel kick for three.

Winner: Rich Swann

Corey Graves: "Rich, congratulations on your victory. Tomorrow on the premiere of 205 Live, you will face the Cruiserweight Champion Brian Kendrick. How does it feel to be so close to a potentially life-changing matchup?"

Swann: "Thank you, but please let me take it from here. Is that The Brian Kendrick I spy with my little eye? Why you out here? Are you trying to play mind games? Trying to get in my head? Or is it because you doubt yourself? Because I already beat you twice! Two times! Twice! And the third time will be that much sweeter, because I'll be coming home the WWE Cruiserweight Champion. And you know why? Because you can't handle this!"

Sheamus is at a bar, refusing to answer questions about tonight's title match. Cesaro walks in, orders a drink, they talk about what went wrong last week, get into an argument, then says they'll always have Survivor Series. They reminisce about how great they got without even liking each other. A dude walks up and starts trash-talking Sheamus for being Irish. Then someone else walks in and starts trash-talking both if them, belches in Cesaro's face as the rest of the bar laugh. Sheamus talks him down, they talk it out and start throwing punches. Someone cracks a pool cue across Sheamus' back and eats a stein to the head from Cesaro. The two of them clear out the bar, bask in their glory, then hijack the bar and declare it's open for the rest of the night. Cesaro takes a pint of Guinness, and they toast.

Match Six: US Champion Roman Reigns vs. Universal Champion Kevin Owens (non-title all around, but if Roman wins he gets a title shot at Roadblock)

Owens opens the match with a surprise barrage of punches, stomps in the corner, the bell rings, Owens with more punches, knee lift, running boot to the head, Reigns to the floor, Owens follows, punch on the floor, another, Reigns responds in kind, another, a third, rolls Owens into the ring, Owens rolls back out to the floor, boots Reigns in the gut, whip, reversed, Owens hits the barricade, whip into the steel steps, reversed, rolls Reigns into the ring, running senton for two, commercial.

Back on air, Owens with a whip, Reigns with a pair of clotheslines, whip, reversed, Reigns with a leaping clothesline, charges in the corner, Owens ducks, Reigns stops himself from hitting the ref, Owens with a DDT for two, clothesline in the corner, cannonball for two, knee to the back, chinlock, keeps it locked in for a long time, Reigns slowly starts to stir after like two minutes, Owens with a running senton for two, chinlock, Reigns slowly stirs, Owens goes for a senton again, Reigns with knees, elbow from the corner, toss to the adjacent corner, clotheslines, running big boot, Samoan Drop, blocked, Owens with a punch, trading punches, Owens with a knee lift, back to trading punches, Owens ducks a clothesline, Reigns hits a Samoan Drop for two, calls for a Superman Punch, Owens rolls out to the floor, Reigns hits a drive-by, rolls Owens back into the ring, Owens with a knee lift, superkick for two, stands on Reigns' face, goes up top, Reigns with a punch, slap, superplex, Owens blocks with punches, knocks Reigns to the mat, Reigns with a Superman Punch, Owens hits the floor, Reigns follows, Superman Punch, rolls Owens into the ring, spear, blocked with a boot, Reigns connects with the spear on a second attempt, covers for three.

Winner: Roman Reigns

After a commercial, Charly Caruso tries for an interview. Owens yells at her for her timing, then says he's seen what happens to people she interviews and says Jericho is still his best friend, then berates her for not caring, and says Jericho was all he could think about when he was in the ring, and that's why he lost.

They show a replay of the Lesnar/Goldberg match at Survivor Series, then cut to Michael Cole's interview with Paul Heyman.

Cole: "What happened?"

"Whew, that's the million dollar question, isn't it? We screwed up, and we have to take accountability for that. There's no way around that, we took Goldberg lightly. Fantasy warfare gets real. It was a fucking video game. The guy hasn't been in a ring for 12 years, and he gets in the ring with Brock Lesnar. We thought this would've been the easiest payday in the world for Brock Lesnar, and right out of the gate he spears Brock. And that's fait a complet. You can't breathe, you can't fight."

"I have to ask, how is Brock dealing with this?"

"Like you care. Like you're up at night wondering how Lesnar is dealing with this. The cracked ribs are part of the game, it's like a doctor saying 'All I get to see is sick people', it's part of the job. Injuries are part of the job. There's no excuses for this. This goes into the record books, people can watch it for the next 100 years. It goes into the record books that he lost in a minute and 26 seconds. He's dealt with losses, but this is different. I've been with him the whole time, through the ups and downs. Brock is in the mindset that he has something to prove, and that scares me. Because that mindset can define you, it can destroy you, or it can drive you. Can you imagine Brock Lesnar with something to prove? We've never seen this side of Brock Lesnar before."

"So what happens next?"

"Well if there's something to prove, and Goldberg is in the Royal Rumble match, then Brock Lesnar is in the Royal Rumble Match. Where there will be one winner, one conqueror, 28 losers, and one victim. And that victim's name is Goldberg."

They show another promo for Emmalina, this one still saying "Premiering soon".

Match Seven: Raw Tag Team Championships: The New Day (c) vs. Gallows and Anderson

The New Day attack the announce table by throwing cereal at them.

Woods: "In just 17 days, we shall beat the record held by a team by the name of Demolition, and that means that The New Day will become your longest-reigning WWE World Tag Team Champions of all time!"

Kofi: "Last week, we defeated another formidable tag team, do y'all remember who? That was the formidable team of Cesaro and Sheamus, and we beat them doing what we do best, and that's be the New Day, baby! For 463 days, we--"

Gallows and Anderson interrupt them to make their entrance.

Anderson opens with a clothesline to Woods, Gallows boots Kofi, then clotheslines Big E, Anderson with a powerbomb for two, Gallows in, over-the-shoulder fallaway slam for two, punch, Anderson in, Woods with punches to the gut, Anderson with a punch, whip, Woods punches his way out of the corner, Gallows in, Woods presses Anderson to the floor, Gallows with a roundhouse to the back of the head, commercial.

Back on air, Woods punches his way out of a headlock, Gallows goes to toss him to the floor, Woods with a kick after Kofi distracts, double tag, E with a belly to belly, another, a third, clotheslines Gallows to the floor, Anderson goes for a rollup, reversed into a Big Ending, reversed into a running kick for two, E tosses him to the apron, spear to the floor, rolls Anderson into the ring, Woods in, Midnight Hour, blocked with a Gallows big boot to E, Woods leaps, Anderson with a spinebuster for two, Gallows in, powerbomb/neckbreaker combo from the top rope for two, Anderson in, Magic Killer blocked by Big E running in, Gallows with a two-handed chokebomb to Big E, Anderson gets Woods in a fireman's carry, Woods with a boot, Honour Roll, reversed into a back suplex, reversed into a forearm, Woods follows up with a discus elbow, Anderson with a rollup with tights for two, reversed into a rollup with tights for three.

Winners and STILL Raw Tag Team Champions: The New Day

Backstage, Bayley confronts Sasha to wish her luck, but says she doesn't need it. Sasha says it's not about either one of them, it's about the Women's Championship, and it's about teaching Charlotte a lesson after he disrespected everyone, even her father. She vows to do it for Ric.

Main Event: Women's Championship: Falls Count Anywhere: Charlotte (c) vs. Sasha Banks

Lockup, Charlotte tosses Sasha to the ropes, Sasha tosses her to the floor, suicide dive, punches, suplex for two, rolls Charlotte into the ring, ducks a clothesline, hits a kick to the gut, another to send Charlotte to the floor, misses a pair of knees from the apron, mutual clothesline, commercial.

Back on air, Sasha covers Charlotte for two, Charlotte with a snapmare, straightjacket hold, Sasha to her feet, Charlotte tosses her back down, Sasha to her feet, hip checks out, rollup, Charlotte rolls through, Figure 8, blocked with a boot, Sasha rolls through, pair of knees to the face, knees, Charlotte in the corner, Sasha sets her up for the double foot stomp, Charlotte dodges, punches from the apron, suplex, blocked, trading chops on the apron, Charlotte with a kick, Sasha hits the apron on the way down and hits the floor, Charlotte with boots, Natural Selection for two, drags Sasha to her feet, Sasha pulls a kendo stick from under the ring, starts teeing off, Charlotte with a big boot, blocked, takes the opportunity to grab the stick, hit a boot, Sasha holds on to the stick, Charlotte blocks a shot, Sasha goes for a suplex, blocked, reversed, Sasha lands on her feet, Charlotte hits a neckbreaker, kips up, Figure Eight, Sasha mulls tapping, but grabs the stick and cracks it across Charlotte's chest instead, Charlotte with a chop, another as they go up the entrance ramp, Charlotte with a boot, Sasha with a punch, slap, punch, Charlotte with a hip check, drags her to the announce table area, knees Sasha, pulls the cover off of the announce table, Sasha with a punch to the back, another, Charlotte with a punch, tosses Sasha onto the announce table, boots her to the floor, Charlotte climbs onto the table, moonsault for two, covers again for two, tosses Sasha's face into the ramp, drags Sasha toward the ring, chop, running powerslam to the barricade reversed into a toss into the post, Sasha tosses Charlotte into the barricade, back body drop, stands atop the barricade, double knees for two, Sasha grabs the stick, cracks it across Charlotte's back, then a second tie, a third, Charlotte with a mule kick to the gut as they walk into the crowd, Charlotte with a punch, chop, Sasha instinctively retreats up the steps, dodges a boot, Sasha tosses Charlotte into the steel rail, traps her in it, knees, Banks Statement using the rail, Charlotte taps.

Winner and NEW WWE Women's Champion: Sasha Banks

For the love of god, let it last this time.

Sasha celebrates in the ring, Ric Flair makes his way out. He hoists Sasha's arm in the air and embraces her, then leaves her to celebrate while Charlotte weeps on the floor as Raw goes off the air.