Date: 02/24	5:00 PM
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Ian Clark's Latest AEW Dynamite on TNT Live Recap

Match One: Jon Moxley vs. Ryan Nemeth

In a pre-match promo, Nemeth vows to take the "starring role" as the winner.

Nemeth goes for a leaping DDT, blocked, Moxley pummels him, misses a clothesline, Nemeth with a punch, clinch, knees, Moxley with a back suplex, stomp to the hand, wristlock in the ropes, chop, whip to the corner, Nemeth with a boot, forearms, whip, reversed, Nemeth floats over, shoulder tackle, Moxley with a clothesline, Nemeth with a dropkick, neckbreaker, reversed into a full nelson, Paradigm Shift for three.

Winner: Jon Moxley

After the bell, Moxley grabs a mic and a chair, and sits. "From the moment that I woke up in the morning, without the AEW World Championship, I knew that I would do whatever it takes for as long as it takes, I would crawl through the mud, through barbed wire and land mines, I would do whatever it takes to get back to the top of the hill. Turns out that's exactly what I'm going to have to do. What comes to mind, what images come to your mind when you hear the words 'exploding barbed wire deathmatch'? What images come to your mind? Fire, blood, burns, torture, agony, vintage Japanese wrestling magazines. How do these images make you feel? Disgusted, revolted, do your palms sweat and your hands shake? Or do you get a sick thrill? I'll tell you what I feel, and it has to do with every bad decision I've ever made. I'm an addict. I'm addicted to this, I'm addicted to the feeling of coming out here every night and laying it all bare in the ring, that's the feeling I can't get enough of! So the thought, the idea of the exploding barbed wire deathmatch, it's too attractive. It pulls me in, I can't resist it, even if it is some kind of trap laid by Kenny Omega and his boys, Kenny, you are not the first in a long, sad line of guys who tried to take me out. Win, lose, or draw, everybody in this building, everyone watching at home, everyone who's been me, in this town, in this state, in this country, on this Earth, everyone who's been with me, you will know that I have given you everything I had! And if it is all over, if it does come to an end at Revolution, live on Pay Per View, in an exploding barbed wire deathmatch, that adrenaline, that feeling that I can't get enough of, that feels like a perfect way, like a hell of a way to go out."

In a pre-tape from last week, Alex Abrahantes interviews both Lance Archer and Fenix about their upcoming match against each other for a spot in the Revolution ladder match, as well as their chemistry as a tag team. Archer says he was the best part of that team. Fenix says that Archer is the worst partner he's ever had. They brawl.

Backstage, we see that Mama and Papa Buck are here.

Match Two: Brian Cage and Ricky Starks vs. Varsity Blondes

Starks and Pillman start off, lockup, Starks wrenches an arm, reversed, reversed again, Pillman rolls through, kick, arm wrench, Griff in, punch, arm wrench, Pillman in, stomp, Starks with a whip, stop, Pillman with a whip, leapfrog, tosses Starks to the floor, dropkick, rolls him into the ring, rollup for two, Cage tosses Pillman to the floor, beats him down, powerbomb into the ring post, commercial.

Back on air, Pillman is punching Starks, who tosses him to the corner, hip check, missile dropkick for two, Cage in, punch to the gut, European uppercut, toss to the corner, Starks in, punch, snapmare, knocks Garrison off the apron, misses a chop, Garrison in, clothesline, knocks Cage off the apron, big boot to Cage, avalanche to Starks, suicide dive to Cage, misses a discus clothesline to Starks, but hits a wheelbarrow slam for two as Cage breaks the count, Pillman with a top rope clothesline to Cage, powerbomb/missile dropkick combo to Starks for two, Cage in, Pillman in, Starks spears Garrison, Cage with a discus clothesline to Pillman, Drill Claw for three.

Winners: Brian Cage and Ricky Starks

The lights go off, and they show a video of Sting driving a car and dragging Darby Allin behind it in a body bag. Sting lets him out of the bag and he smiles.

Sting comes out dragging a body bag. He reveals Hook inside. Darby Allin then zip lines in with a skateboard and starts beating down Team Taz as Sting joins in, Allin takes Starks out, Sting beats down Cage, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Death Drop.

Tony Schiavone sits down with Miro, Kip Sabian, and Penelope Ford. They vow revenge for ruining the wedding, and Miro says he'll get to Cassidy, but he actually likes Chuck Taylor, and he offers him the chance to come back. Someone hands Schiavone a note, it's a challenge for a tag match at Revolution.

Match Three: Brandon Cutler vs. Jake Hager

Hager misses a clothesline, Cutler with a punch, Hager tosses him to the corner, misses an avalanche, Cutler with punches, ten-punch, Hager goes for a takedown, reversed into a rollup, reversed into a wheelbarrow German, another wheelbarrow German, toss to the corner, punches to the gut, whip, big boot, Hager Bomb, knee choke in the corner, whip, Cutler with a boot, ducks an avalanche, hits a kick from the apron, drags Hager to the floor, suicide dive, suicide senton, rolls him into the ring, springboard crossbody, reversed into an overhead takedown, running clothesline for three.

Winner: Jake Hager

Another victory for the most talented wrestler to have ever blocked me on Twitter. Too bad Donald Trump is still no longer his president. Oh well. Fuck him and fuck Trump too.

He goes for a post-match beatdown, The Young Bucks chase him off and challenge Jericho and MJF to have their title match right now instead. Their music hits, but the challengers are backstage and say they can wait. They then reveal a bloody and unconscious Papa Buck, before Jericho tosses him into the production truck with his sons on it. MJF says it would be favouritism if they only threw him into one son, so they throw him into the other too. The Bucks give chase, but they drive off.

After a commercial, Papa Buck is being taken off in an ambulance. Nick and the Good Brothers go with him.

They show a video package for Shaq and Jade vs. Cody and Red Velvet.

Match Four: Isaiah Kassidy vs. Hangman Page

TH2 come out with Kassidy and Matt Hardy.

Page opens with a boot, strikes, stomps in the corner, fallaway slam, Kassidy with stomps, chop in the corner, Page responds in kind, Kassidy with a boot, whip, Page with a clothesline, punch in the corner, whip, Kassidy with a boot, goes up top, Page catches him on the way down with a boot, suicide dive, toss into the barricade, toss into the crowd, brings Kassidy back to the ringside area, chop, powerbomb into the timekeeper table, blocked, Kassidy rolls back into the ring, Hardy hooks a leg, Kassidy with a punch, Hardy tosses Page into the ring post, Dark Order run out and tell the referee what happened, Aubrey ejects Hardy, Kassidy rolls Page back into the ring, stomps in the corner, wrenches an arm, more stomps, Page with a boot, Kassidy with more stomps, snapmare, armbar, commercial.

Back on air, Kassidy is wrenching Page's arm, presses him to the apron, punch, arm wrench, Page pulls Kassidy into the ropes, big boot, Buckshot Lariat, blocked with a forearm, Kassidy goes off the ropes, Page with a discus elbow for two, kick, Death Valley Driver, clothesline in the corner, snapmare, misses a clothesline, Kassidy with punches, suplex, reversed into a brainbuster for two, Kassidy with a big boot, enziguri, poison rana for two, armbar, Page breaks, springboard clothesline, blocked when Kassidy pulls his arm across the top rope, springboard destroyer, reversed into the Dead Eye for three.

Winner: Hangman Page

Matt: "I hope you're happy with your decision, Hangman! You chose the Dark Order over me! And now I'm going to make you suffer. I'm going to hurt every member of the Dark Order who you love so much."

Hardy comes out with 5, and throws him through the timekeeper's table.

Backstage, Kenny Omega is working on some kind of elaborate barbed wire contraption.

Match Five: Women's Championship Eliminator Tournament Quarter-Final Match: Nyla Rose vs. Britt Baker

Lockup, Rose shoves Baker down, lockup, Baker with a side headlock, Rose tries to whip out, fails, tries a second time, succeeds, tackle, body slam, another body slam, Britt rolls to the outside, walks off, the ref starts counting her out, she walks in a circle and comes back to the ring, boot to the gut, Rose with a Samoan drop, foot choke, misses a cannonball but goes for a foot choke instead, Baker with a boot, goes up top, Rose with a punch, Gorilla press slam, stomp, both women to the floor, Britt pulls Nyla's arm into the turnbuckle, toss into the barricade, commercial.

Back on air, Rose hits a superplex, rolls into another suplex, reversed, Rose's leg hits the turnbuckle on the way down, trading shots, Nyla gets the better of it, drags Britt near the corner, Rebel with a distration, Rose chokeslams her on the apron, Baker goes for a superkick, reversed into a neckbreaker for two, Baker with a dropkick, Rose hits a chokeslam, tosses Rebel to the corner, cannonball senton to Rebel, Britt tosses her into an exposed turnbuckle, snapmare, goes for Lockjaw, Nyla tries to power out, makes it to her feet, side slam for two, Baker with a rollup for two, superkick, another superkick, crucifix bomb for two, goes for Lockjaw again, Rose dodges the mandible claw, elbows out, Rose with a forearm, Beast Bomb for two, tombstone, reversed into a superkick, reversed into another Beast Bomb for three.

Winner: Nyla Rose

They show a video package for FTR and Tully vs. Jurassic Express. Man, after 32 years out of the ring, Tully Blanchard is returning to the ring against a team with "Express" in their name.

Main Event: Face of the Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Lance Archer vs. Fenix

Staredown, Fenix with a chop, kick, another, blocked, Archer with a knee, toss, Fenix blocks, kick, Archer blocks, repeat, Archer with a punch, blocked, Fenix goes up top, boot, hurricanrana, springboard, Archer swats him out of the air, toss to the corner, whip, Fenix dumps Archer to the floor, suicide dive, lands in the crowd, goes up top, Jake Roberts drops him off the turnbuckle, Fenix rebounds with a dive from the stage, trading chops on the floor, Archer chops Fenix into the crowd, commercial.

Back on air, trading chops, Fenix with punches, chops, Archer no-sells, hits a stiff chop, chokeslam, blocked, Fenix with an elbow, to the apron, Archer clotheslines him off the apron, toss into the barricade, toss into the opposite barricade, punch, another, cannonball senton, rolls Fenix ino the ring, vertical suplex, Blackout, blocked, Fenix with punches, Archer with an elbow, Fenix with a swing kick in the ropes, springboard double foot stomp, fireman's carry, break, Archer with a German, top rope walking moonsault for two, Fenix with chops, chop in the corner, whip, reversed, Archer with a shoulder tackle, running elbow, Fenix with a boot, swing kick in the corner, Archer misses a boot, Fenix with punches, top rope walking kick to the face, cover for two, misses a moonsault, but hits a cutter for two, Archer with an avalanche, suplex for two, goes up top, Fenix with a top rope Spanish Fly for two, forearms, chops, Archer with a Pounce, buckle bomb, chokeslam for two, sets him up top, Blackout for three.

Winner: Lance Archer

Archer stares down Fenix, then drags him up and offers a fist bump, which Fenix accepts as Dynamite goes off the air.