Date: 04/28	7:00 PM
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Match One: Brian Cage vs. Hangman Page

Team Taz attack Page during his entrance, before Dark Order come out to make the save. Cage powerbombs Page on the stage (say that five times fast), then rolls him into the ring. The ref asks Page if he can go, he says yes, bell rings.

Cage opens with stomps in the corner, punches, chop in the adjacent corner, Page with a punch, Cage with a headbutt, arm wrench, overhead belly to belly, toss to the corner, shoulder tackles, running uppercut, punch, German for two, toss to the floor, Page with punches, Cage tosses him into the barricade, then tosses him again into the same place, back suplex onto the apron, chop, breaks the count, body slam on the floor, rolls him into the ring, cover for two, bicep curls Page, fallaway slam, standing moonsault, blocked with knees, Page to the apron, boot, Cage with a superkick, superplex for two, suplex, blocked with knees, Cage misses a discus clothesline, Page goes for a German, blocked with an elbow, tosses Cage to the floor, suicide dive, blocked, Cage goes to toss Page into the ring post, blocked, Page shoves Cage into the ring post, goes up top, moonsault, rolls Cage into the ring, Buckshot Lariat, reversed into a powerslam for two, powerbomb, buckle bomb, Drill Claw for three.

Winner: Brian Cage

Did not see that one coming, and I like it.

Backstage, The Elite are in a limo, hyping themselves up for everything they have on the table for tonight. Kenny Omega says Moxley and Kingston crossed a line last week, but they're used to it, and they're not afraid. Nakazawa, the limo driver, accidentally hits the horn and they all jump out of their skin. Omega challenges Eddie Kingston to a fight, against Nakazawa.

Match Two: AEW Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks vs. Mike and Matt Sydal (non-title)

If the Sydal Brothers win, they get a tag title shot.

Matt J and Mike start off, jockey for position, Mike with a standing moonsault, Nick in, Mike with an arm drag, Matt S in, arm wrench, arm drag, snapmare, Nick with a boot, body slam, reversed into an arm drag, another, single-leg neck hold, Mike in, whip, trip/dropkick combo, double dropkick to Matt J, Nick mises a punch, Matt J in, Mike clotheslines Nick, Matt J with a superkick to Mike, clothesline to Matt S, dropkick to Mike, Mike with punches, Matt J with a punch, toss to the corner, snapmare, Nick in, springboard senton, punch, body slam, misses an elbow drop, kick from the apron to the floor, rolls Mike into the ring, Matt J in, double leg, catapult into Nick's foot, Nick with a springboard double foot stomp, looks like he tagged in there, mutual clothesline, Matt J tries to do twin magic? Mike with an enziguri, Matt S in, spin kicks, Matt J is apparently actually the legal man now, Matt S wit ha brainbuster for two, stomp, kicks, whip, reversed into a Meltzer Driver, reversed into a DDT to both Jacksons, Sydal brothers with a double team double knee to Matt J for two as Nick breaks the count, superkick to Mike, Matt S with a hurricanrana to both Jacksons, rollup for two, superplex, blocked, Nick goes up to help block, Matt S with a super hurricanrana to Nick, goes for same to Matt J, blocked, Matt S hits the ropes and snaps backward, Nick in, Mike in, Mike tosses the Jacksons into each other, Matt J with a low blow, Nick with a superkick to Matt S, Nick in, BTE Trigger for three.

Winners: The Young Bucks

SCU come out and challenge them to a match, and talk about how disappointed they are that they won't get to wrestle their friends, because their friends aren't there anymore.

The Jade Cargill manager hunt continues. Jade says she doesn't want to give anyone a portion of her income.

Match Three: Orange Cassidy vs. Penta El Cero Miedo

In a picture-in-picture, Abrahantes vows more destruction.

Cassidy tries to put his hands in his pockets, Penta blocks and tells him Cero Miedo. Cassidy goes for the hands in his pockets again, same result. He tries a third time, Penta blocks, pulls his glove off as slowly as possible, and tosses it to the floor. Then he tells him Cero Miedo again. Cassidy tosses his sunglasses to the floor, puts his hands in his pockets, limp kicks, ducks a superkick, hits an arm drag, monkey flip, Beach Break, reversed into a package piledriver, blocked, Penta with a backbreaker, kick, whip to the corner, reversed, Cassidy goes to leapfrog, reversed into an electric chair, reversed into an arm drag, Cassidy with a fish hook, crucifix for two, toss to the floor, suicide dive, reversed into a gorilla press slam, Penta waits for Cassidy to get up, kick, rolls Cassidy into the ring, bow and arrow hold, superkick, stomp to the gut, choke in the ropes, chops in the corner, sets the leg up in the ropes, then kicks it, heads to the apron, stomp, whip to the corner, step-up enziguri, whip, clothesline, whip, Cassidy to the apron, toss into the turnbuckle, toss into the adjacent turnbuckle, top rope crossbody, front chancery, reversed into a brainbuster for two, Cassidy with punches, Penta with a pump handle Michinoku Driver for two, goes to break the arm, blocked, Penta with stomps, Cassidy with a superkick, Penta with a superkick, another, a third, Destroyer, Package Piledriver, reversed into Beach Break, Penta rolls slightly to block a cover, hits a series of kicks, stomps a mudhole, running superkick, brainbuster, reversed into a cutter, Cassidy up top, Slice, DDT for two, Abrahantes grabs a mic, starts talking trash, Cassidy pulls him into the ring, Penta with a superkick, Package Piledriver, blocked, Cassidy grabs the microphone, Orange Punch with the microphone for three.

Winner: Orange Cassidy

In an interview with Tony Schiavone, Britt Baker celebrates being #1 Contender.

In the ring, Schiavone introduces The Pinnacle, then the Inner Circle. He explains the rules of Blood and Guts. It's identical to Wargames. Before the coin toss, Spears grabs the mic.

"There's not going to be a damn coin toss, because we were lured into the match. So advantage for us, and a warning. This does not end well for you. When was the last time we even wrestled a match, Sammy? That guy, right there (points to Jericho) is leading you into very deep waters, Sammy. And next week, I'm the guy who's going to step on your head while you're drowning."

Sammy: "Spears, I don't believe you. And why should I? Ever since you came to AEW, you've been a failure. And come to think of it, you were a failure where you used to work, too. And I don't care if it's 1 on 1, 2 on 1, 3 on 1, you want the man advantage? You got it! And I'll start the damn match! I'll fight you all! I'll start with the popcorn guy if I have to!"

Tony: "Looks like the parlay is over, guys."

Cash: "Guys, I'm begging you. Next week, do not bring this version of Santana and Ortiz. If you bring the soft, complacent Jericho lapdogs you guys have brought, you won't make it out."

Dax: "We know this match will shorten someone's life. My family have already made my peace. You two both have a baby at home. So before next week, I want you to hold your children tight, but more than that, I want you to get down on your knees and whisper a message from Uncle Dax: Daddy's not coming home."

Santana: "You locked up with us! You ever been locked up before? We have. You won't make it."

MJF: "Come on, this is a parlay, let's act like it! Chris, I know you want to hear those two words, and maybe you deserve it. Because without you, there's no AEW. You were the draw, you were the bridge for the lapsed fan to come over. And not only that, you managed to create the best group in AEW, I'll give it to you. But Chris? I can't imagine the pressure you feel. Because every time you come out here, if you don't hit a home run, you take food out of everyone's mouths. You put the company on the line every time you come out, and we can all see the pressure, every time you come out here, your eyes look bloodshot, you look exhausted. As they say, heavy lays the crown. But don't worry about it, next week, we're going to put you to rest and our family will replace you. But I do appreciate it, and next week, I will stand over your lifeless, scarred, mangled body, and utter those words: thank you. Your spot is mine."

Jericho: "You self-righteous little prick. How dare you think you can just claim someone's spot, inheret it like the trust fund mommy and daddy gave you when you were 18? Or maybe you think it's some Tetris game, Jericho moves left, MJF goes right? You said I was curtain jerking in WCW at 25, damn right, and proud of it! But what you don't mention is that I had already headlined arenas in Japan, Mexico, Germany, that's where I learned respect! You want my spot? Beat me next week! We are a family! How long have you known these jackoffs, three months? This man (Hager) had my back when I was threatened in Abu Dhabi in 2012. These 'lapdogs' have scratched and clawed their way to AEW. I brought this man into Inner Circle and he made you quit! So next week, you will never make us surrender, you'll have to kill us! But when you're staring down at the pavement and you see the only spot you deserve, remember this: If 1969 was the summer of love, 2021 will be the summer of violence, and next week, summer starts early for you!"

After a run-down of the card, Michael Nakazawa is in the ring. Eddie Kingston says he's not doing it, and demands Kenny come out and fight him. Kenny comes out and says that's not how it works, especially since The Elite are the ones who should be mad at him. Nakazawa hits him with the laptop twice, but Kingston rebounds with elbows, a suplex, spinning back fist, then threatens to Pillmanize his leg if Omega doesn't get in the ring. Kenny starts trying to bargain, but then says Nakazawa knew what he signed up for, and he's got more than one goon. He calls for Cutler, who is thrown out by Moxley, who attacks Omega, locks in a sleeper, Kingston sets up Omega's leg to Pillmanize him, then demands a match with Kenny from Callis, who gives in and offers any match they want. Moxley says they want a tag match against Omega and Nakazawa as soon as possible, and Callis gives in and makes the match for next week.

Backstage, Taz starts bragging about Brian Cage's win, Christian comes in and says that Taz is living vicariously through his team, and he's jealous of Christian for being able to come back like Taz never could. He vows to beat Team Taz one by one and teach them that they'd be better off without Taz's guidance.

Match Four: Kris Statlander vs. Penelope Ford

Starts off as a brawl, Ford with a kick, Statlander with a powerslam, Gorilla Press slam, Ford pulls her to the floor, Statlander with punches, feigns a suicide dive, boops her instead, punches, Statlander with a punch back in the ring, diving knee drop to the apron, tosses her head into the mat on the floor, toss into the barricade, stomps, tackle, rolls Statlander into the ring, stomp, kick to the face, another, Statlander with a punch, Ford with a kick, stomp, choke in the ropes, guillotine across the top rope, trading punches, Ford gets the better of it, Statlander with a clothesline, running European uppercut, toss back into the corner, clothesline, running knee, Blue Thunder Bomb for two, Ford with a German, toss face-first into the middle buckle, neckbreaker for two, misses a clothesline, Statlander with a kick, Solar Eclipse for two, slams her head into the mat, Ford with a roundhouse kick for two, springboard, Statlander catcher her with Big Bang Theory for three.

Winner: Kris Statlander

That's a finisher as painful as watching an episode of its namesake sitcom.

Sabian and Cassidy argue on the floor starting just before the finish.

Match Five: Dustin Rhodes, Billy Gunn and Lee Johnson vs. QT Marshall, Aaron Solow and Nick Comoroto

Match starts off as a full-on brawl, Gunn and Solow start off proper, Solow with a punch to the bandaged gut, Comoroto in, punch, backbreaker for one, rear waistlock, Gunn elbows his way out, it doesn't work, Gunn punches his way out, it does work, tosses Nick into the corner, Dustin in, pair of clotheslines, punches, whip, reversed, Dustin with a drop-down punch, Nick with a punch, rolls Rhodes to the floor, QT in, suplex on the floor, punches, rolls Dustin into the ring, Solow in, kick, toss to the corner, chop, punch to the back, Rhodes with punches, Solow with a knee, Nick in, foot choke, QT in, Comoroto tosses QT into Rhodes, then hits Rhodes with a backbreaker, QT with a cover for two, Solow in, clothesline, Dustin with punches, Solow with a spin kick, back suplex for two, QT in, punch, stomp, Dustin with punches, QT with a dropkick for two, kick to Gunn, Dustin with a powerslam, Johnson in, dropkick for Nick, clothesline for Solow, another, a third, elbow, neckbreaker, kip up, running chop, whip, reversed, Johnson floats over, Blue Thunder Bomb for two as Comoroto breaks the count, whip, Johnson holds on, tosses him to the floor, QT with a kick to the gut, Johnson presses him to the floor, suicide dive, Ogogo punches him in the gut, then punches Billy in the gut, QT tags in, covers Johnson for three.

Winners: QT Marshall, Nick Comoroto and Aaron Solow

Comoroto clubs Dustin Rhodes with the cowbell after the bell.

Gunn Club make the save, QT bails while the rest of his team brawl with Billy's kids. QT retreats to the bus, where Cody is waiting for him, and beats him down. Marshall escapes to the top of the bus, Cody follows him and beats him down while Aubrey Edwards begs them to get down, Cody locks in the Figure Four on top of the bus. They announce a match between them for next week.

Also, on May 12th, there will be an IWGP United States Championship Match, on Dynamite, between Moxley and Yuji Nagata. But next week, Britt Baker will be in action, and there will be a 4-way #1 Contender's match for the tag titles.

Backstage, Sabian tries to smooth things over with Miro, who instantly commences beating the shit out of him. After slamming his arm in the door, he hugs him and says he forgives him.

Main Event: TNT Championship: Darby Allin (c) vs. 10

10 presses Allin to the ropes, break, lockup, 10 presses Allin to the corner, sets him up top, lets him back down, Allin with a side headlock, 10 back suplexes out, Allin lands on his feet, locks the hold back in, 10 whips out, tackle, Allin to the apron, 10 suplexes him in, Allin manages to block back in the ring, side headlock, 10 with a backbreaker, punch, toss to the corner, whip, Allin sells hard, kick from the corner, 10 goes for a powerbomb, blocked with punches, Allin with a chop block, mounted punches, goes up top, shoulder tackle, 10 swats him away, drags him up, forearm, another, cover for two, delayed vertical for two, Allin with a shove, 10 with a chop, another, punches to the back, cover for one, back suplex for two, Allin with chops, 10 with punches to the back, punch, avalanche in the corner, drags him up, Allin with a forearm, 10 with a pump kick, Allin with a desperate punch, 10 with a kick, whip, gorilla press slam, reversed into a crossbody for two, Allin with a boot to the face, 10 with a spinebuster, powerbomb, Darby with a cutter, armbar, 10 to his feet, Allin rolls him back into the hold, both men to the floor, 10 tosses Allin into the barricade, then the apron, rolls him into the ring, stomps on his hand from the top turnbuckle, top rope suicide dive to both 5 and 10, Dark Order go to check on their men, Sting gets in their face about it, Ethan Page comes out of nowhere and tosses Allin into the ring post, then rolls him into the ring, 10 climbs back in the ring, asks the rest of Dark Order what happened, he looks conflicted, but then hits a wheelbarrow German for two, Allin with punches, face wrench, punches, springboard Coffin Drop, reversed into a full nelson, Allin rolls him up for three.

Winner and STILL TNT Champion: Darby Allin

Allin and the Dark Order pay tribute to Darby after the match. Ethan Page distracts Allin while Scorpio Sky attacks Sting, Page then beats down Allin, and they beat down Sting together. Sky traps Sting in a heel hook. Lance Archer makes the save and scares them off, as 10 checks on Allin and Dynamite goes off the air.