Date: 07/07	7:00 PM
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It's Dynamite's first show back on the road! Live from Miami, Cody battles QT Marshall in a strap match, the Bucks defend against Eddie and Penta in a street fight, and Kris Statlander and Orange Cassidy battle husband and wife duo of Bunny and Blade in Dynamite's (but not AEW's) first-ever mixed tag without Shaq!

Match One: South Beach Strap Match: Cody Rhodes vs. QT Marshall

Unlike AEW's dog collar and later bullrope matches, this match can only be won by touching all four corners without hindrance.

Cody with a suicide dive before the bell, they're strapped up, tug of war, QT goes for a boot, blocked, Cody with a boot, drop-down punch, punch, whip, choke with the strap, QT elbows out, toss to the ramp, Cody pulls him into the ropes using the strap, back in the ring, QT with a boot, toss to the corner, Cody floats over, powerslam, smack with the strap, QT with a punch, Diamond Cutter, blocked, QT with a boot, springboard moonsault, Cody dodges and whips him in the gut on the way down, two shots to the back, touches one corner, then another, Solow attacks him on his way to the third, Dustin Rhodes runs out and beats Solow on the floor, tosses him into the crowd, they fight through the crowd, QT low blows Cody with the strap, pulls on it to flip him, keeps whipping him, tags one corner, so does Cody, tags another, so does Cody, tags a third, so does Cody, Cody tussles with him, QT with a back suplex, ref waves both of them off, signifying that they have to start from the beginning. QT tags one, sees that Cody is on the floor, rolls to the floor, pulls him into the ring post, blocked, Cody pulls QT into the ring post, rolls back into the ring, QT has been busted open, Cody pulls QT in, tags one, tags another, lights go out, they come back on and seemingly nothing has changed, Cody tags a third, QT with a backbreaker into a flatliner, Cody's momentum has been broken, QT wraps his hand in the strap, punches Cody, whips him with the strap in the back, hangs him with it in the turnbuckle, Cody hits him with the strap, climbs to the apron, punch to the back, chokes him with the strap, punch, super hurricanrana, reversed into an avalanche bomb, tags a buckle, punch, ref waves it off, QT wraps Cody up in the strap, sets him up top, hangman's Diamond Cutter with Cody's arms restrained, tags one, tags a second, tags a third, Cody pulls on the rope, QT with a boot, ref waves it off, QT with a lash to the back, whips him again, Cody demands one to the chest, QT obliges twice, Cody with a clothesline, big boot, punches, tosses him to the corner, hip toss, head scissors, whips him repeatedly with the strap, Cody Cutter, Arn calls for the end, Cody tags on, tags another, QT attacks, Cody tags a third, QT grabs him from behind, Cody with a low blow, Cody goes for the fourth, QT blocks, spits in Cody's face, Cody hits three consecutive Crossrhodeses (if that's the correct plural of Crossrhodes), and tags all four turnbuckles easily.

Winner: Cody Rhodes

They replay Shawn Spears costing Sammy Guevara his match with MJF last week, then show a promo Spears cut earlier today where he says he did it because of Sammy's ego, and mistaken belief that he's always one step ahead. Sammy then tosses a chair at him, sets it up, and says this is far from over.

Tony Schiavone introduces Kenny Omega.

"Alright, we have a chance, he is the world champion, Kenny Omega, alongside you, Don Callis. We want to talk about--"

Callis: "You're not going to talk about anything, Tony. Go stand over there and be the Tommy Bahama model we all know you want to be. It's time for a history lesson. Because Kenny Omega and Don Callis are making history! Kenny Omega defeated Jon Moxley! Kenny Omega, the god of pro wrestling, defeated the great Rey Fenix! Kenny Omega, the greatest wrestler in the history of the world, defeated Jungle Boy! Kenny Omega and I have won so many titles around the world, we had to get an entourage just to carry the belts! So all of you insect fans are in the presence of greatness, you're in the presence of Kenny Omega! But I was away last week, and you realized, you and I have a very big problem. The problem is, you've beaten everybody! There's nobody left for you to beat! There's no one left for you to beat! And that leads to a big problem for Fight for the Fallen, no challengers in the back, you've beaten everybody, and that presents a desperate situation!"

Dark Order come out.

Uno: "Well, well, well. Alex, my good sir, would you hold this jacket? It is incredibly hot here in Miami tonight. Now, I have spent the past several minutes listening to you and your weird uncle talk, and I have a few questions for you, Mr. Omega. Now, what I want to know is why you are ignoring this crowd. Why are you ignoring the #1 ranked wrestler in AEW? And most importantly, why are you afraid of my friend?"

Kenny: "You've got a lot of questions. You've got a lot of questions for a cosplaying numbnuts. This going back to live crowds thing is awful, I can't make you out. I have a question for you: what is the capital of Thailand?"

"Oh, are we playing trivia today?"

Kenny hoofs him in the nuts. "It's Bangkok, baby!"

Dark Order swarm, but Good Brothers and the rest of Kenny's entourage come out and attack from behind. Hangman Page comes back to make the save, clears the ring of everyone but Omega, tees up for the Buckshot Lariat, but when the time comes, can't bring himself to hit it. He stares down Omega instead, Gallows distracts, Page goes to knock him off the apron, Kenny grabs his title and runs.

They show a sit-down from earlier where JR interviewed Ethan Page and Darby Allin simultaneously. He says he's uneasy with the fact that both of them have talked about ending the other man's career. Page says there's nothing wrong with that, sometimes they deserve it. JR asks what has happened in Page's life to make him think that. Allin interjects and says that he started wrestling when Page was already in his twelfth year, but was on the same level within that first year. He says that he risked everything to make it big, while Page was complacent, and Page is jealous. Page says the one thing he agrees with is that he was jealous of Allin making it to AEW first, because Page made Allin. He says he brought him in, and he'll take him out, next week in a coffin match. JR says he doesn't feel good about this. Page says he shouldn't.

Match Two: The Pinnacle (FTR and Wardlow) vs. The Inner Circle (Proud & Powerful and Jake Hager)

Santana and Dax start off brawling, Santana with a pair of clotheslines, whip to the corner, reversed, Santana with a running dropkick, Dax with punches, Santana with a vertical suplex, into another, then a German, hip check, Ortiz in, double team, Northern Lights for two, Dax with a chop, Cash in, powerslam for one, European uppercut, Wardlow in, Cash with a chop, Wardlow in, gutwrench powerbomb for two, punch, toss to the corner, Dax in, punch, slingshot suplex, blocked, Ortiz misses a rollup, hits an uranage, powerbomb, Santana with a kick to the face, Hager in, clears the corner, Vader Bomb, belly to belly to Cash, clotheslines him over the top rope, clotheslines Dax over the top rope, dares anyone to come after him, Dax obliges, Santana in, punch, Ortiz in, double team vertical suplex for two, Santana in, punch to the arm, chop, whip, misses a clothesline, Dax with a flapjack into the top rope, Wardlow in, stomps, vertical, another vertical, Dax in, toss to the corner, chop, Cash in, double team whip to the corner, Santana ducks a spear from Dax, dropkick to Cash, Ortiz in, clothesline, another, enziguri to Wardlow, Cash with a boot to the gut, whip to the corner, Ortiz floats over, Hager with an avalanche, Santana with a cannonball, Hager with a powerslam, Ortiz covers for two as Wardlow breaks it up, Dax in, double team strikes, powerbomb, Cash with a dragon suplex, allowing Dax to roll him up for two, suplex, reversed into a brainbuster, Hager in, tees off on FTR, Hager Bomb, blocked with boots, reversed into an ankle lock, Dax breaks the hold, Hager continues beating both members of FTR down, demands Wardlow, Wardlow tags in, Hager tees off, Wardlow tees off, trading punches, Wardlow with an overhead takedown, reversed into a rollup, into an ankle lock, FTR go to make the save, Hager beats them both down, Wardlow with a punch, FTR hit the Big Rig, Wardlow covers for three.

Winners: The Pinnacle

Konnan attacks Wardlow with the slapjack, Wardlow no-sells, Tully hits Konnan with a chop block, P&P scare Pinnacle off.

Next week, Jon Moxley will defend the IWGP United States Championship against Karl Anderson! They show a promo package for it, highlighting the history between the Good Brothers and Karl Anderson, as well as Kenny's history with the US Title, and the imminent return of the Good Brothers to NJPW. Man, this is technically Anderson's return match to NJPW, and it's happening in AEW. Wild.

MJF hits the ring. Jericho comes out next. There's a table in the middle of the ring. A fan rushes the ring and Jericho dummies him.

MJF: "This ain't about them, it's about us! I've beaten you twice, and you came out and begged for a rematch, it's sad. But I don't blame you. Everyone wants the MJF bump, I'm the king of AEW! That's why you can't wait for me to announce my stipulations."

"First of all, I should have let that fat bastard beat the shit out of you. But you know me, I'm Chris Jericho! I'll accept any stipulation, I'll stand in front of a mac truck, I'll swim in a lake infested with pirannhas, hell, I'll even have sex with your mother. Again!"

"You're not rattling me, Chris, I'm going to sit back down, because that's what you want. That's what these people want. I used to look up to you, man. In fact, I followed every step of your career. Matter of fact, my favourite part of your career was when you were at odds with Jon Moxley. You guys remember that, Chris Jericho vs. Jon Moxley in AEW? You remember what you put him through to get a match? You made him wrestle every member of Inner Circle. So I'm going to take your blueprint and apply it to you. I love Greek mythology, clearly so do you with your nickname of Demo God being derived from demigod. But you're not in the key demo anymore. My favourite story is the labour of Hercules. You're going to have five matches, all with different stipulations. The first four will be opponents of my choosing, and you have to win back to back to back to back. And if you do that, you get that MJF rub once again. And then I will beat you once again. You gonna sign on the line?"

"I'll tell you what, if I can't beat your labours of Jericho, if I can't beat you, maybe I don't deserve to be in AEW. But you want to talk about Greek mythology, I'll sign! I am the god of battle, I am the god of AEW! I'm Chris Jericho, baby!"

He signs and throws the clipboard at MJF.

MJF: "Whoa, whoa, this isn't over! I don't come from a dumpster fire like Miami, I come from the greatest place on earth, Plainview, Long Island, New York! And in Plainview, the deal isn't done until both parties shake hands. Shake my hand!"

Jericho shakes his hand, then hits him with the Judas Effect.

American Top Team members including Amanda Nunes are in the crowd!

Tony Schiavone interviews Britt Baker, who complains about the position she was put in last week. She says Tony Khan should be ashamed for letting her get hurt, and all so Vickie could bring Andrade to AEW. She says anything Andrade draws is blood money, and says maybe next week they can come live from Saudi Arabia. She says, after she beats Nyla next week, Nyla goes back to obscurity.

Match Three: Matt Sydal vs. Andrade El Idolo

Lockup, Andrade presses Sydal to the corner, jockeying for position, Sydal with a hammerlock, hurricanrana for a zero-count, Andrade with a boot, corkscrew brainbuster, goes up top, Sydal with a punch, Andrade with elbows, sends Sydal crashing, Andrade misses a moonsault but hits a standing moonsault for two, misses a big boot, Sydal with a trip, corkscrew senton, kick, whip, reversed, Sydal with a sunset flip, reversed into a rollup for two, Sydal drops down on Andrade's ankle, kicks, goes up top, Andrade knocks him to the floor, follows and hits an elbow from the apron, chop, another, fireman's carry, tosses Sydal face-first onto the apron, climbs back into the ring, back to the floor, sets him up on the apron, springboard baseball slide, rolls out to the floor, rolls Sydal into the ring, follows, Three Amigos, goes for another suplex, Sydal hits him with a crossbody, trading strikes, Andrade with a whip, misses a running knee, Sydal with a dropkick, trading kicks, Andrade with punches, Sydal with roundhouse kicks, rollup for two, kick, Andrade with a lariat, goes up top, Sydal follows, Andrade trips him into a tree of woe, misses a double foot stomp, Sydal with a meteora for two, Andrade with a suplex into the corner, running knees, El Idolo for three.

Winner: Andrade El Idolo

After the bell, Andrade locks in a bow and arrow hold until a ref pulls him off.

In a video package, Christian says every time he faced Matt Hardy, in any form, he won. Matt says Christian always imitated him.

Tony Schiavone introduces Arn Anderson, then says life must be good considering Cody won tonight and Brock won his debut. Arn says it's good to be in Miami, they've missed the fans, then he says "Let's just get right to it." The lights go out again. When they come back on, TOMMY FUCKING END IS IN THE RING! He kicks Anderson using the move once known as Black Mass. Cody comes out and stares him down, End goes to leave, but then hits the same move to Cody. They inform that he will now be known as Malachi Black.

They show that, earlier today, Ricky Starks came out with his own security and said he's not cleared yet. Taz comes out and says that this is embarrassing, he doesn't need security. Starks says that Cage doesn't know how to behave, then says he's going to win the FTW Championship and fuck Cage's wife. Cage comes out and beats down the security team.

Match Four: The Bunny and The Blade vs. Kris Statlander and Orange Cassidy

Before the bell, Aubrey Edwards confiscates a set of brass knuckles from Blade.

Cassidy and Bunny start off, whether legally or just tolerated. Cassidy with facetious roundhouse kicks, Blade in, Cassidy beats him down, Beach Break, blocked, DDT, reversed into a powerslam from Blade, suplex, reversed into a Stundog Millionaire, women in, trading shots, Bunny with a kick, running knee, Statlander with a powerslam, punch, chop, toss to the corner, chop, delayed vertical, misses a running senton, Blade grabs Statlander's boot, Bunny punches her from behind, toss to the middle turnbuckle, running forearm, cover for two, stomp to the back, stomp to the hand, boot to the face, Kris with punches, whip, reversed into a neckbreaker for two, Allie follows with a back rake, slap, another, Statlander with punches, Bunny with a clothesline for two, chinlock, Statlander elbows her way out, Bunny with a kick, chinlock, armbar, stomp to the arm, trading punches, Statlander gets the better of it, toss across the ring, Michinoku Driver for two, goes up top, Blade pulls Cassidy off the apron for a distraction, Allie with a German superplex, Blade in, this makes Cassidy legal, Statlander stares Blade down, ducks a punch, rolls to the floor, Cassidy with a top rope crossbody, DDT for two, goes up top, Allie shoves him off the turnbuckle, Statlander shoves her off the apron, 450 to Blade, Cassidy covers for two before Bunny pulls him off, gets in his face, Blade pulls a set of brass knuckles out of his boot, Cassidy goes for Orange Punch, Blade punches him in the face, gives Bunny the evidence, Statlander tags an unconscious Cassidy, Blade tries to cover Cassidy, Statlander shoves Bunny into Blade, Big Bang Theory for three.

Winners: Kris Statlander and Orange Cassidy

Earlier today, they presented Jungle Boy with a trophy for being the first wrestler to earn 50 wins.

Tony Schiavone starts to introduce the members of American Top Team, Dan Lambert takes the mic, says they never agreed to an interview, and AEW sucks, because all pro wrestling since the late '90s has sucked. He says Tony Khan promised him AEW is different, but it isn't. Lance Archer comes in, dummies him, sets him up top, punches him again, Blackout.

Main Event: AEW Tag Team Championships: Street Fight: The Young Bucks (c) vs. Eddie Kingston and Penta El Cero Miedo

Bucks show up in bandanas and freshly shaven faces, in tight jean shorts.

Eddie throws a garbage can at Nick, he and Penta attack, double team Nick, Matt with a baseball slide to both of them, Nick tosses Eddie into the barricade, Matt tosses Penta after him, Nakazawa holds them back, Bucks miss stereo superkicks and hit Nakazawa, challengers toss Bucks into the barricade, Eddie and Penta follow Cutler into the ring, corner him, Bucks attack with chairs, Eddie and Penta rebound with punches, double team whip, trip both of them one at a time into the chair in the middle of the ring, dropkicks in stereo, Wassup dropkick to Nick with a chair, challengers roll out to the floor, each grab a table, Penta sets his up on the floor, Kingston rolls his into the ring and deconstructs it, Penta tosses Nick into the table on the floor, blocked, Nick tosses him instead, Kingston goes for a superplex to Matt on the deconstructed table, blocked by Nick, who powerbombs Eddie onto it instead, Penta hits Matt with a Destroyer through the table on the floor, grabs a trash can, Nick kicks him in the face from the apron, climbs into the ring, stomps Eddie, grabs the deconstructed table, sets it up in the corner, clubs Eddie in the head with the can, punch, Eddie with chops, Nick with a stomp to the leg, kick, climbs to the floor, he and Cutler set up a new table on the floor, suplex from the apron to Eddie, blocked, Eddie with an Exploder in the ring, charges, Nick ducks and Eddie goes through the deconstructed table, mounted punches, knocks Penta off the apron, kicks Eddie in the back repeatedly, running knee lift in the corner, bulldog, clubs him with the trash can a couple times, goes up top, senton on the can for two, Penta with a rollup to Nick, into a superkick, Slingblade, Slingblade for Matt, Codebreaker to Matt as he sentons Nick at the same time, kick for Matt, goes for a rolling DDT, reversed into a Northern Lights, Matt ducks a spinning back fist from Eddie, cannonball with a Nick kick, Nick goes up top, Matt with punches, fireman's carry, Penta crotches Nick, Cheeky Nandos to Matt, Eddie with a half and half to Matt, Penta with a DDT to Matt, Eddie with a rear naked choke to Matt, Nick gets to his feet on the top rope, realizes he can't hit Eddie because he'll hit Matt, hits a 450 to the ref instead, Matt taps out to no effect, Good Brothers run out, tee off on Penta and Eddie, double team Eddie on the floor, Penta hits them both with a suicide dive, package piledriver to Matt, blocked, Matt spears Eddie, calls for Cutler to use the cold spray, they fake out repeatedly, Kaz runs out and powerbombs Cutler through the table at ringside, Penta with Fear Factor to Matt, into a spinning back fist, Eddie covers, another ref runs out, counts to two before Nick pulls him out, Kaz nails Nick, rolls him into the ring, Gallows and Anderson attack Kaz, Magic Killer on the floor, Eddie pulls out a bag of thumbtacks, Matt throws a handful at Kingston, powerbomb, blocked with a Penta trash can shot, stares down Nick, Nick presses him to the apron, climbs to the apron, Penta with a swing kick, goes up top, Nick with punches, super hurricanrana into the tacks, cover for two before Kingston breaks the cover by shoving Matt onto it, Eddie tees off on both Bucks, Bucks with stereo superkicks to Eddie, toss Penta to the apron, stereo superkick to Penta, Matt stuffs Eddie's mouth with tacks, superkick for three.

Winners and STILL AEW Tag Team Champions: The Young Bucks

The Bucks celebrate with the Good Brothers as Dynamite goes off the air.