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Ian's Saturday Night AEW Dynamite Recap - October 16, 2021


Date: 10/18 6:00 PM
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AEW

Written by Ian Clark

Hey everyone, it's your Monday night recap of a Saturday night edition of a Wednesday night wrestling show! Tonight, The Superkliq battles The Dark Order, Miro cuts a really great promo from what I've heard, and... other stuff!

CM Punk comes out to do commentary.

Match One: Malakai Black vs. Dante Martin

Lockup, Black with a rear waistlock, reversed, reversed again, Black with a German, Martin lands on his feet, snapmare, Black with an arm drag, another, armbar, Martin slowly gets upright, springboards his way out, whip, reversed, Martin with a dropkick, goes for a suicide dive, reversed into a rear waistlock, Black with an elbow, misses an avalanche, Martin with a springboard, Black catches him with a powerbomb, half crab, Martin makes it to the ropes, trading kicks, Black with a trip, shin breaker, kneebar, Martin kicks his way out, springboard, Black catches him, reversed into a rollup for two, tussle in the corner, Martin with a poison rana, springboard senton to Black on the stage, rolls Black into the ring, misses a springboard moonsault, trading forearms, Black with kicks, Martin with an enziguri, Black with a meteora, roundhouse to the face, German for two, both men go up top, trade shots on the top rope, Martin with a super hurricanrana, springboard moonsault, crawls into a cover for two, Black goes back to the half crab, Martin escapes by kicking Black in the gut with his free leg, Black clutches his ribs, Martin kicks him in the ribs again, misses a springboard, lands on his bad knee, Black hits Black Mass, very slowly covers for three.

Winner: Malakai Black

Black nods at Martin as he walks back up the ramp.

Backstage, Tony Schiavone asks Jurassic Express about their eight-man tag. They talk about how gruelling it was, but then crack a joke about the botched powerbomb, which draws The Elite to beat them down, culminating in them hitting a proper Shield Bomb to Luchasaurus through a table.

The Inner Circle hit the ring.

Santana: "Damn, one of the only cities we could count on to come out two nights in a row, and you bring that same energy! Hey, yo, check it, let me get down to the nitty gritty real quick. While my brother and I have been dealing with things the past week, we noticed our boys have been dealing with America's Top Team."

ATT comes out. Lambert: "I just need to know, are you all the members of the Inner Circle Jerk, or do you occasionally swap out for fresh hands? Why are you booing? Do you know how many championships we brought to Miami? Show some respect!"

Jericho: "Hey everyone, it's Dan Lambert, the fat-faced dipshit! You know, it's interesting here seeing Dan Lambert and his band of neanderthals. I have a question for you, Paige Van Zant. You always seem to be where the Inner Circle is, you got an obsession with Le Champion? Wanna slide into my DMs? I wouldn't touch you with your husband's genitalia. You take a lot of photos for your Instagram, what filter do you use, Clarendon, Bimbo, or Bitch? The jokes have all been done, but the whole Inner Circle is out here, no more 5-on-1, no more 5-on-2, we want a 10-man tag, choose whoever you want, because no one is crazier than The Inner Circle!"

Lambert: "Hey, if it was up to me, we'd beat you every week and collect the easy paycheque. But Men of the Year have plans, and they involve championships. Jericho, you've got the biggest mouth, Santana and Ortiz have the biggest rap sheets, and Jake, my god, you have the biggest head I've ever seen. Do you step into your t-shirt with both feet first thing in the morning? But the only one with gold is Tiny Tim. So he has the power to make your 10-man tag a reality. What are our conditions? We'll tell you next week, I'm not wasting another moment in this ungrateful dump of a city I used to call home."

Sky: "And you forget, I've pinned the GOAT twice. So I will--"

Sammy: "Hey, shut up! I don't care if it has to be one of you, two of you, all of you, I'll kick all of your asses! See you next week!"

Match Two: AAA Tag Team Championships: Lucha Bros (c) vs. Las Super Ranas

Fenix and Rana 1 start off, lockup, trading rear waistlocks, CM Punk points out that that's clearly FTR, jockeying for position, test of strength, jockeying for position again, Fenix wrenches an arm, reversed, Rana with a takedown, German, reversed into a rollup, Fenix goes for the mask, a full brawl breaks out, the masks almost come off the Ranas, they go for a double suplex to Fenix, Penta blocks, they finally unmask FTR, who tackle them, Dax is legal, whip, tackle, snap suplex for one, Cash in, splash, leg drop on the apron, cover for two, chinlock, Cobra Clutch, Anaconda Vice, Fenix escapes, Dax in, knee drop, punch for Penta, Fenix with chops, trading chops, choke in the ropes, tosses Fenix to the stage, double team toss Penta to the stage, Penta with punches, Fenix with a dropkick to both men, clotheslines to both of them, Penta with a double Wassup dropkick for two, stereo suicide dives, Penta misses a baseball slide, Cash swings the title belt, Penta ducks and hits a superkick, Cash tosses him into the announce table, Dax with a rollup with tights for two, Fenix misses a kick, Dax with a punch, Fenix hits the kick, Tully Blanchard runs into the ring, Fenix goes for a moonsault, Dax hits him with the belt, brainbuster for three.

Winners and NEW AAA Tag Team Champions: FTR

The more than two year title reign of Lucha Brothers is over.

Tony Schiavone asks Lio Rush about Dante Martin's performance earlier tonight. Rush says it was meant to happen, and Martin will learn a lesson from it. He offers to be Martin's new tag partner.

After a commercial, The Pinnacle celebrate FTR's win, and Andrade pays MJF for the use of FTR's services for the night.

Match Three: Jon Moxley vs. Wheeler Yuta

Moxley tackles Yuta and starts crossfacing him in the ropes, suplex, mounted punches, Paradigm Shift for three.

Winner: Jon Moxley

Tony Schiavone asks Serena Deeb about her attitude change last week. She says she did what she had to do to drag the division up to her level. Shida attacks her and they brawl.

Match Four: The Superkliq vs. Dark Order (Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds and John Silver)

Superkliq attack from behind, beat down Dark Order, go for a triple powerbomb to Silver on the floor, he reverses into a hurricanrana, Dark Order rebound, Uno and Nick start off the match proper, Dark Order run a train of clotheslines, beat down Cole together, toss Nick to the corner, Silver in, tosses Nick across the ring, European uppercut, punch, European uppercut, whip, reversed, Cole with a knee to the back, Silver with a punch, punch for Matt, whips Nick, Nick holds on to the ropes, presses Silver to the floor, Silver runs a train on all three opponents, Superkliq rebound and triple team everyone one by one, Bucks roll Silver into the ring, double team him for two, Matt with an arm wrench, tosses Silver into Cole's boot, Cole in, stomps in the corner, Silver fights his way out of the corner, Cole with a neckbreaker, Nick in, double axe handle from the top, punches, Matt in, double foot stomp to the arm, boot, Silver with chops, slaps, Matt with a claw hold, stomps, Superkliq launch an attack on all three opponents, Cole in, suplex for two, Matt in, back rake, Silver with punches, kicks, Matt presses him to the corner, punches, suplex, blocked, Nick in, punches, suplex, blocked, Nick with a punch to the back, Matt in, Nick in, double team suplex, reversed into a suplex to both men, Uno in, clothesline to both Bucks, Cole with a boot, whip, Uno with a neckbreaker, blocks a superkick from Nick, takes his shoe off, Matt with punches, Uno presses him to the floor, elbow to Nick, takes Nick's sock off too, Mr. Socko mandible claw to Nick, Cole breaks it with a superkick, recliner, Reynolds and Silver pull the Bucks out of the ring, do the Superkliq kiss with Cole, beat him down once he realizes who it is, toss him onto the Bucks, rolls him back into the ring, Dark Order triple team him, Uno hits Something Evil, Reynolds covers for two before the Bucks break the count, toss Silver and Uno to the floor, Matt with a suicide dive, Nick with a suicide dive, Reynolds and Cole face off in the ring, Cole misses Final Shot, Reynolds with a rollup for two, knee to the face, tiger bomb, blocked, Bucks with stereo superkicks, Panama Sunrise, Bucks superkick Reynolds' partners, BTE Trigger to Reynolds, Final Shot for three.

Winners: The Superkliq

Jungle Boy hits the ring and beats down Adam Cole before the Bucks toss him out of the ring. JB grabs a chair, The Elite bail except for Cutler, who gets beat down with the chair and locked in the Snare Trap.

The Nightmare Factory vent their frustrations to Cody before running him through drills in a warehouse and beating him down to simulate what it's going to be like to be under attack from all angles by Malakai Black.

MJF hits the ring. "It's bad enough that I'm in a place that smells like hookers and gasoline known as Miami, but Justin Roberts, you can dress like Miami Vice but not announce me for my match with Darby Allin? I'll do it for you. Ladies and gentlemen, as you can tell unless you're deaf, dumb, blind, stupid, or, by the looks of it, very poor, I come from the most magical place on Earth, Longview, New York, weighing in at a svelte 226 pounds, Maxwell Jacob Friedman! You know, I don't think Darby Allin is here tonight. After you swore I could never break you down, you couldn't be here tonight. I guess I did break you down. Wait, what? Darby Allin was attacked last week? I had no idea! Schiavone, did you know about this? I feel horrible about this, but, let's be honest, still pretty unprofessional not to show up for the match. That's why you'll always be the #2 guy around here, just like Miami, you will always be mid. I'm #1 baby, and I know all of you wanted to see MJF wrestle tonight, and, by god, I'm going to give it to you. Wardlow, come out here!"

Wardlow comes out with a ref.

"Now you're going to count to 10, and if Darby Allin doesn't come out, you're going to raise my hand and announce that I am the past, present, and future of professional wrestling."

The ref counts to 9 before the lights go out and Sting comes out. MJF shoves Wardlow in his path and runs away as Sting nails Wardlow in the gut with his bat. MJF feigns heading back toward the ring, but doesn't.

Backstage, Anna Jay and Britt Baker get into an argument about Superkliq vs. Dark Order, that turns into a brawl that's broken up by refs.

Match Five: Kiera Hogan vs. Penelope Ford

Hogan with a side headlock, Ford with a shoulder tackle, arm drag, armbar, Hogan punches her way out, whip to the corner, running clothesline, Ford with a punch, whip to the corner, running elbow, misses a big boot, Hogan with a neckbreaker for two, Ford with a punch, bulldog into the turnbuckle, toss into the middle rope, shoves Hogan to the floor, commercial.

Back on air, Hogan punches Ford atop the turnbuckle, goes for a superplex, connects, trading shots, Hogan gets the better of it, clothesline, another, dropkick to the corner, running dropkick for two, Ford with a cutter, Hogan with a neckbreaker boot to the face thingy for two, Ford with a forearm, springboard cutter, Muta Lock for the tapout.

Winner: Penelope Ford

That really wasn't a good match. Ford just isn't there yet, and I think Hogan got flustered by it.

Ruby Soho attacks Ford after the bell.

Miro says he hasn't been able to go home since he lost the TNT Championship, and asks if God has forsaken him. He curses God for giving him a weak neck, and says God will make him champion again, or he will make him an enemy.

Tony Schiavone introduces Hangman Page.

Tony: "Alright, Hangman Adam Page, you and Kenny Omega, long-time tag team partners, last year Kenny Omega beat you in the finals of the Eliminator Tournament, went on to become world champion, and at Full Gear, you have the chance to become world champion yourself."

"Two years ago, my friends and I left our home in Ring of Honour, left our home in New Japan to come here and change the world, but it feels like the world changed us instead. It changed me. I came out here and said I would become the first AEW World Champion, but then I lost to Jericho, I lost to PAC, and then I seemed to lose a lot more. I lost my confidence, I lost my friends, I lost myself. But the one thing I never seemed to lose was these people chanting Cowboy Shit. That means something to me, because cowboy shit was coming out here and telling you all I would be the first champion, cowboy shit was winning the tag titles with Kenny and defend them every chance I got. Cowboy shit was putting the past in the past and accepting new friends. Cowboy shit was putting my neck out on the line for those friends the same way they put their necks on the line for me. Cowboy shit was having the courage, in the middle of the hottest run of my life, to go home and be there for the birth of a beautiful baby boy. But last week, I picked up the phone, I climbed that ladder and I became the #1 Contender, and that was cowboy shit! I can't predict the future, I don't know how Full Gear will end for me, but I can tell you that I know you all believe in me, and for the first time, I do too. So I will give you my blood, my sweat, one way or another my tears, and I will give you cowboy shit!"

Main Event: Bobby Fish vs. Bryan Danielson

Lockup, Fish with a knee, forearm, punch, kick, knees, Bryan whips his way out, Fish with a shoulder tackle, kick to the back, snapmare, kick to the back, cover for two, Bryan with a hammerlock, knee to the back, surfboard stretch, wrenching the face, stomps on his way out, arm wrench, Fish gets a rope break, kick to the gut, punch, knee in the corner, punch, whip, Bryan floats over, Fish with a kick to the face for one, punch to the gut, whip, reversed, Fish with a kick to the face, whip, Bryan presses him to the floor, suicide dive, Fish with a fireman's carry, reversed into a shove into the ring post, Bryan charges from the apron, Fish trips him with a kick, knee drop to the leg back in the ring, forearm to the face, dragon screw, tosses Bryan's leg into the ring post, does it again, punches to the gut in the ring, kick to the leg, punches, running knee, punch, wrenches the leg, kicks, Bryan with forearms, Fish with punches, running clothesline for two, German, reversed into an ankle lock, Bryan with a German, trading shots, Bryan with a dragon screw, another, tosses Fish's leg into the ring post, does it again, forearm, tosses Fish's leg into the ring post a third time, chop block in the ring, kick, caught, Fish with a back suplex for two, punches, sets Bryan up top, punches, Fish with a Falcon Arrow from the top for two, Fish locks in a kneebar, Bryan reverses into a kneebar of his own, Fish grabs his own kneebar again, they start stomping away at each other with their free legs, Bryan gets the better of it, locks in a heel hook for the tapout.

Winner: Bryan Danielson

They announce the bracket for the Eliminator Tournament. It's already all over the Internet.

Danielson celebrates as Dynamite goes off the air.



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