08/03/07: TNA House Show in Des Moines Report


Date: 08/03 7:00 PM
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Written by Stevie J

Kurt Angle lit up Des Moines!

Here is a report from tonight's TNA House Show in Des Moines, IA!

Petey Williams vs. Black Machismo Jay Lethal. Petey is playing heel but still getting pops. He does the tree of woe O-CA-Na-Dahhh spot. Lethal hits a neck breaker and both are down until 8. Lethal is selling the left arm. Double sledge, but petey kicks out at 2. Lethal blocks a destroyer and hits Petey with the Lethal Combo for the win.


Jackie Moore beats Gail Kim via forfeit by kicking her ass before the match even starts.
Dress like Flair, act like Hogan, but always be ROODE!
 
Eric Young vs. Robert Roode. Young hits top rope elbow for 2.5. Roode with top rope neck breaker for 2.8. Ms. Brooks runs in, Young with a fireman’s carry, crotches Roode with Ms. Brooks’ head, then hits a double slam holding both of them. Young gets the pin and the win.

Team 3D vs LAX. 3D heels Des Moines, says it’s the worst town ever. Ray would rather masturbate with broken glass than wake up next to any fat woman here. Devon tells me to suck dick when I ask how many steroid smoothies he had today. Lots of “3D sucks” chants and lots of 3D double teaming. Double team dropkick by LAX on Brother Ray but Ray hits a side slam for 2. Devon crotches Homicide into a steel ringpost. The ref gets pissed and double clotheslines Team 3D! And we get a “ref-e-ree” chant! Hernandez gets the hot tag, runs wild. Double LAX pin gets 2 and 10 punches in the corner on both. Hernandez ducks Ray’s clotheslines, Devon frogsplashed by Homicide, and LAX gets the three count!!!

Hernandez & Homicide were beloved in the D!During the intermission LAX was signing autographs and taking pictures.

James Storm vs. Wildcat Chris Harris after intermission. Jackie Moore comes out with Storm. Storm crotches himself on the ropes for a Harris comeback. Gail Kim runs out to chase Jackie Moore off. Gail wails on her in the ring, Storm breaks it up. Gail Kim hits him with a low blow and Harris follows up with a spinebuster for the win.

The Monster Abyss vs. Tyson Tomko next. Tomko works Abyss’ arm on the ropes. Tomko blocks chokeslam, hits tree slam for 2. Second chokeslam connects for 2. Tomko goes for a chair, but the ref throws it out. Abyss hits Tomko with the black hole slam for three and the win.

Jeremy Borash does a TNA Today promo and says Cage vs. Angle is for the title. Cage tries to heel the crowd and they chant “YOU’RE MY HERO”. He tries harder and they chant “INSTANT CLASSIC”. Cage says we’re rude for interrupting, and that Des Moines is the asscrack of America and no good wrestlers ever came from here. Angle comes out and says “Apparently you forgot Cael Sanderson and Dan Gable. They kick ass! And I'm gonna kick YOUR ass!" Crowd did do a brief “Joe’s gonna kill you” chant before this, but he said he’d worry about that Sunday.
 
Christian Cage v. Kurt Angle. Cage tells our side up yours after an “over here” chant to throw him into the crowd then hits an elbow to the throat and gets the crowd even more behind Angle. A random "FUCK JOHN CENA" chant starts out of nowhere. Angle hits Christian with a belly to belly suplex off the top rope. Angle hits the Olympic Slam, but the ref's knocked out. Tomko does a run in but Angle still kicks out at 2. Angle reverses the Unprettier into the ankle lock. Christian can't get to the ropes and taps out giving Angle the win. Angle takes the mic and thanks Des Moines. He leads a TNA chant, then a FUCK JOHN CENA chant.

The crowd starts chanting "Please come back", and Borash says they loved the Des Moines crowd and will be back soon! Fans who stay after the show are given the opportunity to pay for a Polaroid with Kurt Angle.



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