Written by Stevie J
| Date: 04/02 | 11:40 PM |
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I'm beat. No time for my live impressions right now, this is just the results.
* Viscera won the pre-show 18 man Battle Royale (9 from Raw, 9 from Smackdown)
* Show/Kane retain the tag belts against Carlito/Masters in the curtain jerker (Carlito got a great pop live)
* RVD wins the six man Money in the Bank ladder match to get a title shot anytime in the next year
* JBL d. Chris Benoit to become the new US Champion
* Edge d. Mick Foley in a gruesome hardcore rules match
* Boogeyman easily beats Booker T and Sharmell in a short handicap match
* Mickie James d. Trish to become the new Women's Champion
* Undertaker d. Mark Henry in a casket match to improve his WrestleMania record to 14-0
* HBK d. Vince McMahon in a no holds barred match with some crazy fucking-ass spots (even better live)
* Rey Mysterio d. Kurt Angle & Randy Orton to become the NEW World's Heavyweight Champion
* Torrie Wilson d. Candace in a shitty Playboy Pillow Fight
* John Cena d. Triple H to retain his WWE Championship (and the Chicago crowd HATED IT)