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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I spent an hour and a half writing my recap when Firefox up and decides to shit itself. I didn't get a chance to save my recap so I'm now forced to give you the short rundown.
Opening segment: Michaels challenges Orton, Orton says get lost, no more rematches. Ken Kennedy runs down, Michaels attacks Kennedy, they brawl outside for five minutes, finally William Regal calls for a match, they brawl some more, match never gets started. Michaels superkicks a steel chair into Kennedy's face. Kennedy cries backstage afterwards. Not a bad opening promo.
Jerry Lawler beats Santino Marella's ass again, Randy Orton runs in and RKOs Lawler, gives an update about the torchrunner that will show up later tonight. Marella does earn a brownie point for making fun of Lawler.
McMahon isn't happy that William Regal & Johnathan Coachman are laughing about Hornswaggle. Makes Carlito wrestle Hornswaggle later in the show.
Jeff Hardy beats Umaga by DQ after Gene Snitsky runs in, Triple H makes the save. This match took WAY too fucking long to get the payoff that we did. Sucked ass. Backstage Triple H talks about Todd Grisham hitting on a transvestite.
Cody Rhodes finally beat Hardcore Holly in a singles match. Randy Orton runs in and RKOs them both, gives another update on his runner.
Vince McMahon & Fit Finlay debate about who is more Irish.
Mickie James & Maria Kanellis d. Melina Perez & Jillian Hall, after Jilllian completely kills the crowd wasting five minutes talking shit about Lillian Garcia and insulting the Florida crowd.
Hornswaggle McMahon d. Carlito Colon in a no-DQ match after a run-in from Fit Finlay.
After nearly two hours, the stupid fucking torchrunner finally makes it to the arena, Orton gets interrupted by the final SAVE_US.222 promo and the return of Chris Jericho. And I'll say it right now, IT WAS A FUCKING WASTE OF MY TIME. If Jericho had came out on his own and done a promo in the ring, it would have been WAY better. Basically Jericho told Orton he's here to save the WWE from Orton, and as soon as he gets a chance, he wants a WWE Championship title shot. Well, you know, step in line, there's a half dozen other WWE geezers that want that title first.
Overall, this whole SHOW was a waste of my fucking time. I'm just too pissed for words. Hopefully ECW is better later tonight. I'm angry, I'm pissed, and I'm going to bed finally. GOODNIGHT, IRENE!