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Feel free to hit F5 or refresh as we'll be updating these results throughout the show. The action starts in five minutes but while you're waiting here are a few quick TNA news notes, starting with word that Judas Mesias could return on tonight's PPV. (PWI)
* Apparently Impact got more viewers than Ultimate Fighter for the first time ever this week. Even though both shows were listed as doing a 1.1 rating TNA apparently had slightly more viewers in their timeslot overall. (PWI)
* Impact will be doing tapings on Monday and Tuesday for two straight weeks starting tomorrow, so that they can give all their employees time off for the holidays. (PWI)
That's it for the news so stay tuned for the live results!
Six Man Tag Team Tables Match
Team 3D & Johnny Devine vs. Motor City Machineguns & Black Machismo
Brother Ray goes through a table, but since Lethal didn't do it (Ray did it to himself) the match continues! Devine ALSO puts himself through a table so the match continues. Referee Slick gets knocked out, Machismo puts Devine through the table with the flying elbow but 3D beats down Lethal and switches in Devine. Ref comes to and awards the heels the victory. WINNERS: TEAM 3D & JOHNNY DEVINE.
Womens Tag Team Match
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky vs. ODB & Roxxi Leveaux
Described as "hot chicks, sloppy match" although Roxxi did at least one Arn Anderson-worthy spinebuster. A Russian legsweep and big boot combo score the pin. WINNERS: ANGELINA LOVE & VELVET SKY.
Singles Match
James Storm vs. Eric Young
Young pearl harbors Storm and the match is underway! Young is selling his arm/elbow but also appears to be bleeding legit. Storm took the heat and is riling up the crowd. Storm goes for the fujiwara armbar. Young gets a comeback and hits the top rope elbow! Young is selling like crazy and using his other arm for offense. Storm hits a back cracker for 2. Young hits a flip for the 1-2-3! WINNER: SHOWTIME ERIC YOUNG.
Feast or Fired
15 wrestlers compete - four cases including a world title shot but one man gets axed
Well this is just a complete clusterfuck. You have to grab a case, but nobody knows what's inside the cases. Petey Williams got one. BG James got one. Low-Ki has one now too. Scott Steiner gets the last case. They aren't revealing what's inside any case until the next episode of TNA Impact. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS WASTE OF TIME. Steiner beats up Sonjay Dutt afterwards - well that's no shock, The Guru is only employed to get beaten up by whoever's pissed that day.
TNA Women's Championship
Gail Kim {C} vs. Awesome Kong
Kong is biting her hair and humbling Kim at the same time! The crowd is really hot for this match. Amazing Kong gets DQ'd! Apparently she got pissed at the referee and gave him a sitdown powerbomb. GAIL KIM RETAINS VIA DQ. Then Kim gets the same treatment as the ref right onto a steel chair!
Match of 10,000 Tacks
Abyss & Raven vs. Black Reign & Rellik
Apparently Rhino is out of the match because Rellik injured him, and Abyss "called in a favor" or something to get Raven as his partner. Black Reign goes into a table full of tacks! Black Hole Slam by Abyss onto Rellik onto the tacks! WINNERS: RAVEN & ABYSS.
Tag Team Match
Booker T & Kaz vs. Christian Cage & Robert Roode
The finish came when Robert Roode accidentally nailed Christian with a chair shot. Kazarian dropkicked Robert Roode out of the ring to the floor. Booker T hit the axe kick on Christian and got the pin! WINNERS: KAZ & BOOKER T.
Main Event: Six Man Tag Team War
Samoa Joe & The Outsiders vs. The Angle Alliance
Scott Hall is not at the PPV tonight so I'm not sure who is taking his place. Samoa Joe is shooting a rant backstage and told Nash that Hall probably couldn't pass a breathalyzer to be on the show, and called Nash "a punk bitch who only wants to look cool." Nash said he'd be out there if Joe still wanted a partner. Joe said he wouldn't be out there alone. In the ring Joe is shooting some more on everyone and everything. He said some guys are here to bust their ass, and some are just here to collect a pension. He yelled at someone "I don't care, fire me!" It appears Eric Young will be Hall's replacement for the good guys. Samoa Joe hits a muscle buster on Tyson Tomko and gets the pin. WINNERS: JOE, YOUNG AND NASH.