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Hit F5 or refresh as often as you like for updated results from TNA Final Resolution tonight throughout the show!
* The Rock 'n Rave Infection (Jimmy Rave & Lance Hoyt) v. LAX
Here's how the match ended - Lance Hoyt and Homicide get wiped out before Hernandez levels Rave in the ring. Christy Hemme saves Jimmy Rave from a powerbomb and he hits a knee on Hernandez. Hernandez fights him off then crotches Rave on the top and the MYSTERY LATIN NATION MEMBER comes out! Hernandez goes up top with Rave and hits a SUPER BORDER TOSS for the pin. WINNERS: LAX. Hoyt attacks and the mystery member is cornered. Hoyt gets a low blow from the mystery member. Hemme tries to hit one in response to NO EFFECT. Mystery member then unmasks to reveal herself as the former ECW vampire seductress Shelley Martinez making her debut her as part of the LAX crew.
* Drinking Championship Series: Eric Young v. James Storm
Apparently the DCS started last night. Crystal and J.B. are there and they play a truth or dare like drinking game. Storm talks like Boomhower from King of the Hill to confuse Young and everybody else. Storm tells tall tales like how he started riots in Detroit in 1967 and drinks. Apparently he wins because of better stories. WINNER OF ROUND 1: JAMES STORM. Afterwards Tomko tells AJ backstage that if he screws up their tag title reign tonight he's got BIG problems.
* Frankie 'Kaz' Kazarian v. Dustin 'Black Reign' Rhodes
Here's how it ended - Black Reign hits the running diamond cutter for a two count. Kaz and Rhodes collide with double cross bodies. The ref starts a ten count but they make it to their feet and Kaz starts throwing rights. Spin kick by Kaz followed by a neck breaker and a cover for 2. Slingshot DDT by Kaz and ANOTHER cover for 2. Kaz misses with the springboard leg drop, Black Reign hits his pedigree deal and gets a very near fall. Kaz blocks another finisher attempt and hits Wave of the Future for the three count! WINNER: KAZARIAN.
* Gail Kim {C} v. Awesome Kong (TNA Knockout/Women's Title No DQ Match)
Here's how it ended - Awesome Kong is Kong is pissed off at the referee Slick Johnson so she boots him and hits him with the AWESOME BOMB. Kong goes to the floor and gets a chair. She lays into the ref with repeated chair shots. Kim takes the chair and CREAMS Kong three times with it. Kim goes to the top rope for a splash on Awesome Kong but the ref is still down! Another ref comes out and Kim gets a near fall. Gail Kim lands Rights but Amazing Kong hits a chokeslam that only gets two and is even MORE pissed. The new ref begs off, she goes for a Kong Bomb, but Gail Kim rolls her up for the pin! WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: GAIL KIM. The fight continues even after the match as the rest of the Knockouts division tries to break it up... except ODB, who is seen coming out of the men's bathroom in a comedy segment after the match!
* Abyss v. Judas Mesias
Lots of interference by Mitchell on Mesias' behalf. Mitchell distracts the ref when Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam to prevent the pin. Mesias sends Abyss straight to hell via flatliner onto a barbed wire chair for the finish. WINNER: JUDAS MESIAS. Abyss is doused with gasoline and lit on fire afterwards because he refuses to reveal "the truth" that Mitchell wants him to. You'll think I'm kidding but I'm not. Meanwhile over on American Gladiators, Gina 'Crush' Carano just destroyed her opponent. Hooray for women's MMA!
* Booker T & Sharmell v. Robert Roode & Ms. Brooks
Here's how it ended - Robert Roode holds Booker and forces Ms. Brooks to slap him. Brooks wants no part of this, Roode slaps at her and that counts as a tag. Sharmell comes in and she tackles Brooks to start a catfight. Roode grabs Sharmell to pull her off and then goes to the floor to brawl with Booker T. Ms. Brooks in control in the ring. Roode grabs Sharmell and then Brooks hits a roll-up for two but is kicked off and hits Roode in the process allowing Sharmell to hit an uncontested roll-up for the 3! WINNERS: BOOKER T & QUEEN SHARMELL. Roode is pissed at Ms. Brooks afterwards and she slaps him and attacks him! He grabs her by the hair before Sharmell comes back into the ring. Roode WALLOPS Shamell and Booker is MAD AS HELL. He rushes the ring and Robert Roode runs away as Booker checks on Sharmell. T's got over huge as faces and chickenshit Roode (who ran away after this) is an even hotter heel. TNA actually got something right!
* Drinking Championship Series: Eric Young v. James Storm
Young and Storm play the Edward 40-hands game mentioned on Thursday night and Young survives because Storm spills his beer even though he had to go pee like crazy. WINNER OF ROUND 2: ERIC YOUNG. The victorious Young immediately pisses himself. Once again you'll think I'm kidding, but I'm not. Incidentally TNA is claiming that Roode broke Sharmell's jaw.
* Black Machismo & Motor City Machine Guns v. Johnny Devine & Team 3D (Ultimate X)
Here's how it ended. After a crazy match with a bunch of insane bumps by Johnny Devine, Brother Ray goes out for a ladder. Seriously - a ladder in Ultimate X! And there are already tables in play in the ring. Somehow the ref got knocked down so I guess he can't DQ any of this. Machine Guns come in and hit stereo enzuguris on Team 3D. Johnny Devine lays out MCMG with kendo stick shots. Devine climbs the ladder but Sabin shoves it over. Devine hits the tables and BOUNCES. 3D on Chris Sabin! A ladderis thrown at Black Machismo. 3D go to climb and pick up the win. WINNERS: TEAM 3D & JOHNNY DEVINE.
* AJ Styles & Tyson Tomko {C} v. Kevin Nash & Samoa Joe (TNA Tag Titles)
Nash walks out on Joe during the match. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Muscle buster by Joe! Tomko breaks up a pin afterwards by Joe that could have cost them the belts. Impact Zone chants THANK YOU TOMKO! For the third or fourth time tonight you'll think I'm kidding, but I'm not. (Actually fuck what the Impact script says, that whiner Joe is the heel, Tomko & Styles are the babyfaces.) Pele kick by AJ, big boot by Tomko, and then the tornadoplex for the victory! WINNERS AND STILL CHAMPIONS: AJ STYLES & TYSON TOMKO.
* Drinking Championship Series: Eric Young v. James Storm
Eric Young passes out! WINNER OF ROUND 3: JAMES STORM.
* Kurt Angle {C} v. Christian Cage (TNA World Heavyweight Title)
Here's how they finished the match. Cage hits a frogsplash for 2. Angle hits a low blow followed by the Angle slam but only got 2 on the cover. Angle goes for the ankle lock but Christian kicks him off and Angle nearly hits Karen. Cage rolls him up when he stops short and gets 2. Cage puts the ankle lock on Kurt! Angle taps but Karen has the ref distracted. AJ Styles hits the ring and takes Karen off to the floor. AJ is on the apron and he gives Christian a big hug. Aww! Cage then turns his back - big mistake! AJ gives a forearm to Cage and Kurt Angle rolls him up for the pinfall. AJ Styles turns on Christian! WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: KURT ANGLE. That's all for the PPV!