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Ian Clark's Latest AEW Dynamite on TNT Live Recap

Match One: Tag Team #1 Contenders' Battle Royale (3 Inner Circle Teams, 2 Dark Order Teams, Private Party, Jurassic Express, AEW Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks, Top Flight)

Bucks open with suicide dives to the floor before anyone is in the ring, back in the ring Bucks brawl with Top Flight, then Private Party, then P&P, all  teams enter and brawl, Dante Martin nearly tosses Quen over, blocked by Kassidy, who tosses him to the apron, Quen with a boot, Dante Martin eliminated, both members of the team have to be eliminated for the team to be out, Jake Hager brawls with Alex Reynolds, Jake Hager eliminates Alex Reynolds, Silver and Uno attack Hager, Silver eliminates Hager, someone back body drops Matt Jackson onto the stage, Inner Circle eliminate Bowens, Luchasaurus cleans house, Stu Greyson steps up, brawls, Luchasaurus tosses him to the apron, chokeslams Stu Greyson out of the match, Silver and Uno eliminate Luchasaurus, MJF tosses Uno out of the ring, Private Party tee off on Darius, go for Silly String, Darius slaps Quen's hands and sends him out, goes to knock Kassidy off the apron, Quen catches him and lets him hit Darius with a forearm, Silver with a suplex to both members of P&P at the same time, P&P toss Silver out, Nick Jackson with a suicide dive to all the Inner Circle guys, Nick eliminates Ortiz, scuffles with Santana, superkicks him out of the match, tees off with Kassidy, Good Brothers come out, get in Kassidy's face, Nick is a bit confused, Good Brothers hold the rope down to eliminate Kassidy, Nick doesn't look pleased, MJF eliminates Nick Jackson, MJF and Jericho do a Bucks pose, Inner Circle's surviving three members square off with JB, Darius and Castor, the three non-IC members brawl with the three IC members, Sammy with JB, Castor with MJF, Darius with Jericho, three stalemates, MJF tries to toss JB to the floor, gets him as far as the apron, all three Inner Circle members try to dump him, Castor and Darius block them, the brawl resumes, MJF eliminates Jungle Boy, Sammy and MJF have words, Castor attacks both, offers MJF to Sammy for a free shot, Sammy superkicks and hits Castor, acts like it was all intentional, Sammy eliminates MJF, Darius eliminates Castor, the former Le Sex Gods beat down Darius, he responds with a leaping DDT to both men at the same time, tosses Sammy out of the ring, he skins the cat, Darius goes to eliminate him, Jericho goes to toss Darius out but only Sammy falls to the floor, Jericho and Darius go off, Jericho presses him to the apron, Judas Effects him to the floor.

Winners: Chris Jericho and MJF

Inner Circle back in the title picture. About time.

They show a package for Jade Cargill.

Tony Schiavone introduces Darby Allin and Sting. He asks them about Allin's TNT Championship defense next week against Joey Janella. Taz comes over the 'Tron and says Team Taz aren't allowed in the building after attacking the merch stand attendants last week. They vow to be in person next week.

Sting: "Okay, Team Taz, you say you're going to be here next week for Darby's title match, well I'm going to be here as well, and I'm going to make sure it stays a one on one match, not Darby against his opponent, and everyone under Taz. Secondly, Ricky, you say that when you look into the Stinger's eyes, you don't see the icon anymore? Maybe you need to take a closer look."

They show a video package for Thunder Rosa vs. Britt Baker.

Match Two: Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa

Rosa darts to the ring, clears Rebel, Baker goes for Lockjaw, reversed into a rollup for two, Rosa follows up with a dropkick, bow and arrow, toss to the corner, chop, forearms to the face, toss to the adjacent corner, chop, forearm, misses a punch, Britt with a knee, chops in the corner, arm drag, hammerlock, Rosa presses Baker to the corner, elbows, running dropkick, cannonball for two, mounted punches, crevat, rope break, chop, misses an avalanche, Baker with a bicycle kick in the ropes, leg choke around the ring post, foot shove, another, forearm against the barricade, breaks the count, foearm, toss into the barricade, toss into the apron, reversed, Rosa with a knee, breaks the count, European uppercut, toss into the barricade, stomps, arm breaker, stomps, arm wrench, toss into the barricade, break, chinlock, toss into the apron, arm breaker from the apron, Baker with forearms on the apron, Rosa with a boot, European uppercut, chop, breaks the count, Baker with forearms, rolls Rosa into the ring, cover for one, Rosa with forearms, Baker with knees, trading shots, Baker with a fisherman's neckbreaker for two, toss to the stage, curb stomp, fisherman's neckbreaker, reversed into a Death Valley Driver, both back into the ring, hanging clothesline, swinging stomp, running dropkick, cover for two, Britt with a rollup for two, Slingblade, kick to the face for two, Rosa goes for a Fire Thunder Driver, blocked, goes for a piledriver, reversed into an Air Raid Crash for two, Lockjaw, blocked, Rosa gets to the rope, rollup for two, Britt drags Rosa up, curb stomp, rollup for two, locks in Lockjaw, reversed into a rollup for two, reversed back into a Lockjaw attempt, Rosa makes it to her feet, side suplex, DVD for two, bow and arrow hold, Rebel runs in the ring and pulls a turnbuckle pad off, Baker with a rollup for two, Rosa with a dropkick, body slam, blocked, Rosa presses Baker into the corner, she grazes the turnbuckle, Baker with a backbreaker, STO into the turnbuckle, locks in Lockjaw on an already unconscious Rosa until the referee rings the bell.

Winner: Britt Baker

Backstage last week, Adam Page is changing in Matt Hardy's dressing room. Matt says they've known each other a long time, and they'd have great chemistry. Page bucks at what he takes as a suggestion that they form a tag team. Matt says that's not what he's looking for, but he is proposing they team up for one night only to get back at Chaos Project for ruining -1's birthday, and suggests it might smooth things over with Dark Order too.

Match Three: Hangman Page and Matt Hardy vs. Chaos Project

Serpentico goes after Matt, Matt responds by beating the hell out of him, Page in, standing shooting star press for two, toss to the corner, suplex for two, arm wrench, Hardy in, goes up top, elbow drop, arm wrench, Serpentico with punches, Matt with a side effect, Luther in, stomps, toss to the corner, whip, Serpentico in, whips Luther into Serpentico, momentum reversed for an avalanche, another avalanche, Luther slams Serpentico onto Matt for two, stomps, body slam, Serpentico in, misses a senton, Page in, clothesline, boot to Luther, fallaway slam to Serpentico, suicide dive to Luther, spinebuster to Serpentico for two, Matt dumps Luther to the floor when he tries to interfere, Page with a fireman's carry, blocked, hits a punch instead, Buckshot Lariat, blocked when Luther pulls him from the apron, Luther misses a cannonball, Page hits the Buckshot Lariat to Serpentico anyway, Hardy tags himself in and covers for three.

Winners: Matt Hardy and Hangman Page

Page reluctantly celebrates with Hardy.

They offer more details about the Women's Championship Tournament, including that the whole thing will have a Japanese and American conference.

Chris Jericho and MJF bring a cooler to the Inner Circle dressing room. Sammy says Jericho and MJF treat the rest of Inner Circle as disposable, then walks off. Jericho chases after him. MJF says the rest of them need to talk, then Wardlow shuts the door to the camera.

Tony Schiavone interviews Kip Sabian, Miro, and Chuck Taylor about the imminent wedding. Kip says Tony is lucky, Miro talks about how they're all married or about to be married, except Chuck, who's never had a girlfriend. Before he can make his point, Vickie Guerrero says that the  time has come.

James Mitchell is the official. Kip, Miro, Chuck, and Vickie come out.

Penelope Ford is given away by Jerry Lynn.

Mitchell: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here tonight at AEW Dynamite's Beach Break to celebrate the joining of these two souls, Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford, in the bonds of unholy matrimony! Now, the marital vows are sacred, and not to be taken lightly, and as such, Kip and Penelope would like to share their personal vows."

Kip: "Penelope, from the moment I saw you in that one piece and thigh highs, and your eyes met my eyes meeting your chest, I knew it was meant to be. You are beautiful on the inside, and damn, you are hot on the outside! I love you."

Mitchell: "And Penelope, please share your vows."

Ford: "Kip, baby, I love you so much. And you have the biggest--"

Kip: "You don't have to share that with these people, I know you love me, and I know you can't wait to spend the rest of your life with me."

Mitchell: "Alright, we will now move on with the exchanging of the rings. (Chuck hands Miro the box, Miro hands it to Mitchell, who places the rings in their hands) Kip, do you take this alluring creature as your wife, to have and grope, in sickness and health, for richer and poorer, kayfabing all others, for as long as you both shall live?"

Kip: "I do."

Mitchell: "And do you, Penelope, take this man, to have and to grope, in sickness and health, for richer and poorer, kayfabing all others, for as long as you both shall live?"

Penelope: "I do."

Mitchell: "Now, before we continue, if anyone in this arena knows any reason--"

Miro: "No, no. I've done this a few times, I know better, we're not doing that tonight."

Mitchell: "Fair enough. Now, by the power vested in me by AEW Dynamite and Tony Khan, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the ball and chain! (they kiss) And now, a toast!"

Miro: "Charles, come on, get everyone the champagne! Kip, I was there a few years ago, when I had a few weddings of my own. What is love? I may not have thrown you the best bachelor party, I may not have gotten you a present, but I am your present. My knowledge is your present, my viciousness is your present, but what is that? (points to a giant person-sized present) Oh, it's for Charles! Look, I've been to enough weddings to know where this goes."

He attacks the present, but there's no one in it.

Miro: "Charles, clean that up. Now, as I was saying, what is love? (the crowd starts singing, 'What is Love', Miro leads them in it for a while) Alright, enough of that, let's get some cake!"

Miro realizes that, while he was distracted, Chuck Taylor handcuffed his leg to the bottom rope. Chuck attacks Kip, shoves Penelope into the cake, Miro holds Chuck back, Kip swings, misses, hits Miro. Orange Cassidy comes out of the cake stand and hits a Beach Break on Kip at Beack Break.

They show a clip of Shaq accepting Cody's challenge on Inside the NBA. This match will take place on Dynamite on March 3rd.

Match Four: Lumberjack Match: Eddie Kingston vs. Lance Archer

Archer charges, Kingston with punches in the corner, Archer with a big boot, punch, toss to the floor, Eddie quickly back in the ring, Archer with a punch to the back, goes off the ropes, Butcher and Blade pull him out of the ring, the heels attack, beat Archer down, the faces get in their faces (pun not intended), Archer back in the ring, Eddie gets tossed to the floor, Austin Gunn rolls him back into the ring, he climbs back out, brawls with the faces, who start brawling with the heels, Archer with a suicide dive, rolls Eddie into the ring, toss to the corner, Eddie with a boot, another boot, second rope double axe handle, choke with a t-shirt, elbow drop, punch, headbutt, toss to the floor, heels swarm, Archer back in the ring, Eddie tosses him to the other side of the ring, demands the faces attack, they reluctantly roll him back into the ring, Eddie with a stomp, headbutt, eye poke, elbow to the back of the head, choke in the ropes, punch, knee, punch, wrenches the neck, choke in the ropes, chop, toss to the floor, heels swarm, faces chase them off, Archer back in the ring, Eddie with punches, Archer with a full nelson slam, dragon suplex, second rope splash for two, sets Eddie up top, punch, Bunny runs into the ring and chokes Archer, who goes to reverse into Blackout, Eddie with a spinning back fist, Archer rolls to the floor, Eddie demands the heels swarm despite it being the wrong side of the ring, Roberts punches Angelico, Archer goes off the ropes, Butcher with a punch, Eddie with an Exploder for two, a full brawl erupts in the ring, Bear Country clear Butcher and Blade from the ring, putting Blade through a table in the corner in the process, Archer with an uranage for two, punches, Eddie with a clothesline, goes up top, Archer punches him, Blackout for three.

Winner: Lance Archer

FTR complains about being banned from the battle royale that opened the show, proposes that Jurassic Express petitioned for it to happen, which Tully Blanchard says is part of a pattern of decisions that screw FTR over. Dax reveals they have Marko Stunt hostage.

Joey Janella says he and Darby share a history of brutalizing themselves for wrestling, but also brutalizing each other. He says he's back, and going to win the championship.

Main Event: AEW World Champion Kenny Omega and Impact Tag Team Champions The Good Brothers vs. Jon Moxley, Fenix and PAC

Pac and Anderson start off, trading forearms, Pac with a whip, Anderson with a tackle, whip, Pac with a hurricanrana, Gallows in, Moxley calls for a tag, gets it, forearms, Gallows with a punch, whip, Moxley with a sunset flip, blocked, Gallows drops, Mox dodges, kicks, running knee, elbow for one, front facelock, Anderson in, Fenix in, slap, arm wrench, Pac in, double arm wrench, double trip, standing moonsault for two, Fenix knocks Gallows, Pac goes up top, Kenny grabs his leg, Gallows with a roundhouse kick to the head, Kenny with a kick, tags in, punches, Gallows in, stomp, toss to the corner, Anderson in, punches, Kenny in, Pac with forearms, Kenny with a punch, suplex, blocked, Pac with a snap German, Anderson in, Mox in, clotheslines, punches, whip to the corner, Anderson with a boot, Mox with a punch, suplex for two, side headlock, knocks Gallows off the apron, suicide dive, tosses Anderson to the floor, suicide dive, rolls Anderson into the ring, Omega attacks, toss into the barricade, reversed, Anderson with a cutter back in the ring, Gallows in, running tackle to the floor, Kenny tosses him into the barricade, Gallows rolls him into the ring, punch, foot choke, Kenny in, stomps, punch, stomp, another, Anderson in, wrenches the neck, choke in the ropes, Kenny with a choke, Anderson with a European uppercut, Gallows in, punch, punches in the corner, punch in the middle of the ring, another, powerbomb, reversed into a Figure Four, Anderson breaks the hold with a stomp, Gallows with a stomp, Anderson in, stomps, Magic Killer, blocked, Mox tosses Gallows to the floor, ducks an avalanche, Omega in, Fenix in, chop, hurricanrana, superkick to Gallows, kicks to Gallows, Anderson with a boot, whip, Fenix with a splash, Kenny with a kick, powerbomb, blocked, Fenix with a superkick, whip, reversed, Pac runs in, dropkick, stereo suicides to the Good Brothers on the floor, Fenix with a top rope backflip into a standing cutter for two, trading chops, Fenix with an arm wrench, goes up top, Omega crotches him, snap dragon off the rope, Gallows in, big boot for two, trading shots, Gallows with a superkick, Kenny in, whip to the corner, elbow, avalanche train, triple team neckbreaker, cover, Moxley breaks the count at one, brawl on the floor, Kenny with a powerbomb to Pac for two, V-Trigger in the ropes, One Winged Angel, blocked with an elbow, Mox and Fenix tee off on Omega, Mox with a German, Pac with a bridging German for two, Mox in, drags Kenny up, chinlock, knocks Anderson off the apron, trading strikes with Omega, Kenny hits a high knee, Mox with a clothesline, Fenix with a top rope dropkick to Gallows, clears Anderson with a kick, suicide dive, Kenny misses a V-Trigger, Mox goes for a Paradigm Shift, reversed into Kenny hitting a Paradigm Shift, cover for two as Pac breaks it up with a top rope 450, Anderson in, Gun Stun, reversed into Moxley hitting a Gun Stun, Fenix in, springboard moonsault for two, whip, reversed, Fenix with an elbow, springboard, leaps, Anderson with a spinebuster, Gallows in, Magic Killer, Omega knocks Pac off the apron with a V-Trigger as Gallows covers for three.

Winners: The Good Brothers and Kenny Omega

Good Brothers and Omega beat down Moxley until Lance Archer makes the save, cleans house, Moxley and Omega are alone in the ring, a masked man attacks Moxley from behind, IT'S FUCKING KENTA! He hits a GTS to Moxley! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

Dynamite goes off the air.